More video mediocrity from yours truly!



You can be harsh this time

I popped my youtube cherry.



Please be kind.

So if someone ever sent a unicorn to a glue factory, do you think the glue produced would hold things together the same way glue from an average horse would, or do you think it would be more magical?

As I was feeding my snake a defrosted pre-killed mouse I watched it strike and miss the deceased critter dangling from the end of the tweezers. So I shouted, "You got a false sense of security, man!"

I then realized this was just as if not more true with me. And it made me sad.

Emergency root canals are fuckin shitty

Leaving work early to go get one is just as shitty

Going back in to work afterwards is worse still

Although the vicodin they prescribed me isn't all that shitty

Long time no update! What else is consuming my time.... Hmm...

Exercise! I ran three miles this week (in three installments, but...), I should really get a chin up bar soon.

My full time job combined with the low cost of living out here has enabled me to get pretty ridiculous with my comic book collection. Some recent and awesome acquirements include completing Brubakers run on Daredevil and getting close to finishing his Catwoman run, some very early Paul Pope, the first few Hellboy arcs, and countless others I'm too lazy and drugged up to remember.

Other than that it's the same ole shit! Ha ha on the way to work I saw the hugest rat I've ever seen in my life. Like almost rodent of unusual size from The Princess Bride huge. Just waddlin down the side of the highway. I guess everything really is bigger in the lone star state, including the god damn rats.

I've subconsciously quit honking my horn. If the light is red and nobody's moving, my fingers creep across the wheel to it and I'm ready to let it blare, or give em the quick one two three. But it just doesn't happen. And somehow, I'm still getting to where I need to go. Imagine that.

Help me find a new zip up sweatshirt to purchase. I am completely open to suggestion, have begun a search but nothings come to fruition.

So. In the state of Texas, as a state or government employee you are free to celebrate either Martin Luther King Day, or Confederate Heroes Day. Just not both.

This doesn't apply to me as I'm neither, I just thought it was worth sharing.

Going places would sure be a lot easier if I weren't knee deep in Lost... Polar bears?!

"They say the new world order is just Gods master plan, but if the bluebrint calls for some to starve well don't blame Gods right hand man, because the president is holy, the president is pious, and Hallelujah he's a good old boy hosanna in the highest. The plan is written in Gods hand so only Bush can read it. It calls for a battle in Gods name and it calls for Bush to lead it. The blueprint calls to drill for oil and exterminate the land. And if you can't hear Gods calling, then you're probably from France. Because the USA is holy, the USA is pious, and Hallelujah God is on our side hosanna in the highest. God is great, God is good, and let us thank God for our food. We may well have more than we need and God may well yet have mouths to feed, but God is great, God is good, and someday soon he'll feed you too cuz once we've got our yachts and crowns we'll plant some food to trickle down. So just keep those thoughts holy, be patient and be pious and hallelujah God will grant your prayers hosanna in the highest. And I thank God for a God so mild, to spare the rod and spoil the child, sign a blank check for his boys and girls to buy up the entire world. So don't think us rude, if we intrude, God in Heaven ordained us to, so you'd best improve that attitude, step aside, we've work today. And thanks for keeping things in shape so we could come and take our place, oh hallelujah ain't God great, hosanna in the highest."

It's hard to accomplish all the things you'd like to when you work all the effin time : ( And are kinda lazy to boot....

Black Sheep (the zombedy, not the Chris Farley one) is fucking awesome : )

"Dear friend(s), it is (almost) the new year, I'm eight hours away from home. Kids shoot fireworks from street corners and run before they explode. Young lovers get drunk on the roof of an underground grocery store. You know my new years wish is for the place that I call home to stop this stupid war.

If they don't we'll burn each others' draft cards. We can write an epic poem, except in this one Grendel is the hero, Gilgamesh finds his new home. Far away from swords and fake chivalry, we've seen the faces of our true enemies. They don't pay us enough to live on, every year they raise the rent. They will hold cards to our faces to rate us on how much we have or have not spent, all for their own evil intent.

Today I saw a great piece of graffiti, it had birds and spoke of reverie. Oh Emily Dickinson, you never seemed
so exciting I must say. But without grass or buzzing bees, we all can have our own prairies and fireworks will serve as stars at the end of this day.

Oh and the world it does keep turning, I used to wish it would sit still so that one day we could meet again with or without our own will. But the miracles in motion, finding new places we belong and finding inspiration to sing our brand new songs."

Anyone reading this believe in resolutions? I'm kinda on the fence. Last years was to fully aspire to be the person I desire to be. I think I got a pretty good start. My situation is much better than it was when I made it : ) I think this year my goal is to work really fucking hard at everything I'm doing. Really start grinding away on every thing I'm associating myself with.

I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight. I hope we hang on passed the last exit, I hope it's already too late. And I hope that junkyard a few blocks from here someday burns down, and I hope the rising black smoke carries me far away and I never come back to this town again in my life. I hope I lie. And tell everyone you were a good wife. And I hope you die. I hope we both die. I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow, I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises, we're pretty sure they're all wrong. I hope it stays dark forever. I hope the worst isn't over. I hope you blink before I do. Yeah I hope I never get sober. And I hope when you think of me years down the line, you can't find one good thing to say. And I'd hope that if I found the strength to walk out, you'd stay the hell out of my way. I am drowning. There is no sign of land. You are coming down with me. Hand in unlovable hand. And I hope you die. I hope we both die.