into: A heap of trouble with the law. Who knows where I'll be tomorrow night? Maybe dead. Maybe GAY.
makes me happy: Money, folded into endangered animals.
makes me sad: When people spend my pandas.
5 things i can't live without: It's entirely too easy for me to amuse myself.
vices: I sucked at shop. Sorry.
thoughts on sg: I like it
occupation: Professional bibliophile.
current crush: My hand. In shop class.
stats: One hand tied to the tightrope walker. The other in my pants.
body mods: In place of my penis I have brass knuckles--I will hump/punch you to within an inch of your life.
heroes: can, apparently, swim -- in a fashion not unlike that of dolphins
gets me hot: Cigarettes, ice cream, figurines of the Virgin Mary
favorite position: Touch it.
fantasy: You touched it!
sign: Getting mistaken for a terrorist since 2003.
most humbling moment: I once had a slice of really good cherry pie. It reminded me of all the children in the world. Especially the ugly ones.
i lost my virginity: You did? I'm sorry. I'll call if it turns up.
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist
POT: Occasionally
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: A long, slow, late dinner with friends.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Jazz Cat, Fashionista, Hipster, Bookworm
