Member: dmox5725

dmox5725 will steal your women and smoke your cigars.

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Member: dmox5725
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bands:

  1. Nicki Minaj
  2. Lily Allen
  3. Nero
  4. Professor Green
  5. Ed Sheeran
  6. Lana Del Ray
  7. Panic! At the disco
  8. Lil Wayne
  9. Eminem
  10. Nicki Minaj

books:

  1. Alice in Wonderland
  2. The Chronicles of Narnia

tv shows:

  1. Jersey Shore
  2. Geordie Shore
  3. 16 & Pregnant
  4. Teen Mom
  5. Skins
  6. Xmen Originals
  7. original Fox Kids shows

Video Games:

  1. Crash Bandicoot (all of them)
  2. Rayman (for gameboy!)
  3. Tony Hawk!
 

into: my bed. On a regular occasion. With my cuddly turtle- aptly named: Mr Turtle.

not into: anyone else's bed. what are those stains?

makes me happy: Hearing "thank you". It's nice to be nice. Yes, I did hold the door open. Yes I did let you pull out in front of me. Yes I did look after your poorly relative. Yes I did make you a cup of tea, mum. Yes I did give you a second chance.

makes me sad: some of the things I see at work :(

hobbies: sleeping, snacking, smushing, biting, tickling, strutting, bopping, tapping, rapping, texting, sipping, shaking, driving, laughing, crying, pretending, caring, ignoring, believing, hiding.

5 things i can't live without: 1. People to look after- family, friends, strangers. It's the only thing I'm good at! 2. Sleep. Honestly I'm a gross disgusting mess without ten solid hours of kip. 3. Cups of tea! Shit gets reaaaaal ugly without it. 4. Physical affection. If I don't get a cuddle then, well, fuck everything off. 5. Broadband. Because, without out I may as well be a cat which I wouldn't mind..but while I'm a person, the internet plez.

vices: Buying utter shit- A phone case with bunny ears? Trying to love the unlovable. Seeing the best in people, or thinking I can at least. Just being too damn sexy.

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: Looking to better myself. Or asleep. Usually asleep.

 

occupation: I work in my local hospital. I'm also a business apprentice and training to be a barber on the side!

current crush: Tom Hardy. I'll straight up strap you to a lampost and take your teeth out with pliers if you think you love him more than I do. bitch.

stats: A danger to the public.

body mods: left thigh piece, right hip piece. retired nose piercing + stretches, still clinging to my helix and my two lobe piercings. Scars, a big muthafuckahh on my right leg from what was thought to be cancer (but it wasnt!!) scars from multiple burns, a scar from a macaroni cheese incident (dont ask) and a carpet burn on my back.....

heroes: I work with so many brilliant medics and surgeons I could not possibly pick one. If I could however it would be a member of the maxillo facial team, specialising in oral cancer. Fantastic woman.

gets me hot: radiators. God damn radiators...

favorite position: Above you on the ladder of love. I'm a nine, you're probably a mere six.

fantasy: to meet Charles Bronson, Britains most expensive criminal. I would tell him that I'm not afraid of him. I have a lot of respect for him, and his moral code. I'd let him know that the person I look up to, looks up to him, and if he met him, he'd be fucking flattered.

sign: my dimples- the sign you're winning.

most humbling moment: being used as the example in how to hoist a patient and my leggings falling down whilst my arse hung out the sling. great.

i lost my virginity: did I? I'd lose my head if it wasn't attatched!

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...

MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Emo, HipHop, Tattooed, Straight Edge, Hippy, Dirty, Hipster, Bookworm, Drum & Bass, Geek, Gamer, Diva