into: art for arts sake.

not into: negative people. downers. losers. liars and idiots.

makes me happy: cocteau twins

makes me sad: bauhaus

hobbies: I have a lot of them.

vices: amstel light and lambics.

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: thinking about work.

 

gender: male

occupation: I take dead animals and make them tasty.

current crush: igggggg-e.

stats: 10 times hipper than you.

body mods: tend to be rather overrated at times. do I have them? yes. are they something you should really give two shits one way or the other about? no.

heroes: my heroes are typically heroes by happenstance.

gets me hot: girls in doc martens and black t-shirts

favorite position: as far away from you as possible.

fantasy: I will own property in the caribbean by the time I am 40.

sign: it's not that hard to use a turn signal.

most humbling moment: i have never been humbled per se. but I have been annoyed.

i lost my virginity: yay me.

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY DIET: Omnivore

MY POLITICS: Grumpy Conservative

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

POT: Nope

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.