bands:

1. tom waits
2. talk talk / the blue nile / japan
3. talking heads
4. rock n roll - chuck berry, little richard etc
5. soul music of all kinds
6. wailers / trojan / calypso / roots
7. can / neu! / faust / daf
8. gram parsons / emmylou harris / bobbie gentry / sparklehorse / vic chesnutt / lambchop
9. bowie / roxy music
10. the fall / magazine / buzzcocks / the durutti column / the smiths

films:

1. drowning by numbers & other greenaway
2. studio ghibli
3. potter films
4. uncle buck & other hughes
5. paprika
6. the quay brothers
7. videodrome & other cronenberg
8. lake tahoe
9. robocop / predator / alien / terminator films
10. the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind & other gondry

books:

1. m john harrison - light
2. jg ballard - the unlimited dream company
3. angela carter - the infernal desire machines of dr hoffman
4. russell hoban - fremder
5. philip k dick - a scanner darkly
6. china mieville - kraken
7. ursula k le guin - the lathe of heaven
8. italo calvino - if on a winter's night, a traveller
9. jorge luis borges - ficciones
10. thomas pynchon - inherent vice

Artists:

1. bernard frize
2. marlene dumas / marina bychkova
3. sigmar polke / gerhard richter
4. philip guston
5. bernard faucon
6. louise bourgeois
7. inka essenhigh
8. franz kline
9. cy twombly
10. peter doig

into: cellphone abstracts / playing bass / painters & painting / everton / dancing like a tit

makes me happy: a well-fitting vintage tweed suit / listening to the pogues on a bright & breezy late spring day

vices: fags, booze, porn, wanking

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: no, no - i WASTE most of my free time

occupation: dionysian clown

stats: 6 foot 3 - 15 stone

heroes: krazy kat

gets me hot: a great bum / a dirty girl / funny women / a confident gaze / freckles, interesting noses, full lips, clear eyes & a chin i want to bite and chew on

sign: water spiller

i lost my virginity: down the back of the couch

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

MY STATUS: single

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Arty, Indie Rocker, Designwank, Retro, Hippy, Dirty, Bookworm, Geek, Fuck you, I defy categories