I'm finally quitting my job, yes! Tomorrow is pretty much my last day but I may have to go in like two days next week My period button on my keyboard just stopped working so don"t mind the run on sentences
I think I might try to be a maid or something (anything involving costumes and feather dusters cannot be all that bad). Just kidding, and now my period button is working. Weird. I really hate wireless connections. So has anybody else watched this guy? I think he's hilarious, some of it is stupid humor but most of it is so funny because he's so right about these video games (except I actually love these video games but they are so fucking hard to beat)--

It has been a long time since I have been on here. My life has been full of fifty hour work weeks. I feel like I haven't had time to blink. I've been like an 80 year old woman. Asleep by 9, up by 6, at work by 8...but luckily I'm quitting in the next couple of weeks. I can't wait to have a career. Some people might enjoy working in a garage. I don't...it's run by my uncle so there's these family politics. They don't pay me time and a half either, which I think is illegal. This is also what pisses me off, it has consumed my life. I'll come home and talk about how much I hate work for like hours and I'm doing it now so I'm going to change the subject completely. Last night my boyfriend found out I think Bill Mosely is cute. He will not stop making fun of me.

I am official blog whore. I blame it on my location, maybe I'm just a nerd. So working at the garage has gotten better. Except the most embarrasing thing happened, we were voted the best garage for like 2006 so we had to take a group photo that will go in the paper, actually tomorrow's paper, eek, and I know for a fact I kept making these horrid child molester type smiles. I couldn't help it...I wanted to play it cool but that didn't work and I didn't want a big teethy smile so I met somewhere in the middle and it merged oh so ungracefully.

Something like this



and more videos...









My favorite Troma actor, Toby Radloff



I'm sorry, just have to add more Jake Ryan delight

Now that I'm confident in my YouTube abilities I will probably post vidoes a lot. It's got to be better than me going on about my dull Arkansas life and how I hate my job...so here ya go.

Ahhhhh, Jake Ryan, I have loved you since I was eight


Once you get past the hosts talking there's some great 1950s Sex Ed Clips




I remember watching this movie when I was about 7 and this scene fucked me up

I am going to try and post some videos from YouTube, but I'm kinda computer stupid so this may not work.

Went back to work today, wasn't half as bad as I thought it would be. I went iceskating for half of the day. Everything was frozen behind the garage and I took advantage of that. I've decided to stick it out because of the pay and I like having my own money and not mooching. I also stole a "Best of the Best 2006" flyer from my bosses office...it's classic. They got best garage in town and the picture is terrifying. I can't even convey how disturbing it is. I know that's a tease but I haven't had time to take a picture of it and put on my computer...but I will my friends, I will.

Something like this, more clothing but still along these lines...

It's icy here in Arkansas and I don't have to work tomorrow. I'm very happy about this. Instead of a productive day at the office, aka radiator hell, I am going to read Jane Eyre. I haven't read Jane Eyre in about two years and I really like it so I'm going to read it. Also, I hate Arkansas and I have to devise a plan for escape. Any ideas?

I've decided since I'm so unhappy about my professional life at the garage I'm working at, I'm going to make it more of a joke than a job. Like today, creepy mechanic #1 asked how old my boyfriend was, I told him, 23, and creepy mechanic #1 was like, "oh cradle robber huh?" I was just like, "uh yeah." Then he went into a spill about how he's a cradle robber and his gf is 39...I was just like, "I think she left the cradle a long time ago." I was trying to be a bitch but he thought it was funny and proceeded to tell me he likes to pick on me...long pause...because he likes me. If only memories like this could be washed away. Grose. I would love to be a village of the damned child and use my mind powers and make him take his creepy propeller invention (another story for another time friends) and blow away.

It sucks having to work. I wish I were independently wealthy and could afford to work a fun job and not have to worry about money. I am happy to report I am figuring out my camera piece by piece and I'm going to take some new photos soon. I get sick of my profile pics pretty easy. Anyway, I have nothing new to report here so goodnight.