"Hey I know you! you're on the Internet right?!?

DUDE!, you're so COOL!!!!



This guy is so cool, he drives a HAWG!!! *SNORT* and he has the heart of a big Teddybear, and knocks the ladies cold!"

"My friend Disgustipated..What a great guy. He's kind, he's sweet, and has a badass motorcycle. He's a great Stitch and Bitch partner AND IF YOU ARE MEAN TO HIM...I"LL KICK YOUR ASS!"

"This guy kicks major ass! You'll be hard pressed to find a more stand-up guy. He rides a big ass AMERICAN motorcycle too. Oh yeah, he likes peanut butter pie (not figuratively speaking....I hope!), so that gives him instant gold member status in the El Mulhollando Lil' Diablos Club. Your badge and decoder ring will presented at the induction ceremony. He's also in the rollerderby thing, so he obviously has great taste in women too."

"This guy is a bad-ass with a heart of gold. I hardly know him, but I'm pretty sure I would trust him with my life, he's so cool."