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FEBRUARY 15, 2009 @ 05:29 PM | 3 COMMENTS


FEBRUARY 12, 2009 @ 04:02 AM


DECEMBER 17, 2005 @ 01:57 PM


My account should expire tomorrow. I'm not renewing. It's been 2 years here. All y'all know where to find me if you need me.

jarod7736@gmail.com

ARRR!!!
NOVEMBER 24, 2005 @ 12:30 AM


Wishing you all a happy Holiday.
Regardless of your thoughts on the subject,
everyone can appreciate a day off, at the very least.

For those of you going out on this fine eve;
for Communion and the taking of the Sacrament,
or to knock over some ass . . .

Good luck, good hunting,
and of course, don't fuck anything I wouldn't.
NOVEMBER 11, 2005 @ 08:38 AM


Party saturday!

The True Few Motorcycle Club will be hosting the Texas FallOut this coming Saturday (the 12th) at the J. Lorraine Ghost Town, just east of Manor, TX. The ghost town is approximately 15 minutes east of Austin, and must be seen to be believed. The party starts at 2pm saturday. There will be music (live music by Swampsauce), horse shoe contest, bike games (BARREL RACING!), Biker movies on the ghost town's outdoor movie screen (showing will be American Biker, The Wild One, and a special late-night biker movie hand picked by yours truly biggrin ), kegs, food (an amazing venison chili amongst other stuff)... Admission at the gate is $10.

Directions!

Take exit ..238B off IH-35 in Austin and go East on Hwy 290E 12.3 miles, through Manor, to Old Kimbro Road across from the Tee Time Golf Range, and take a right. Go 1.1 miles, bear left and you'll see the J. Lorraine Ghost Town around the curve. 14219 Littig Road, Manor TX 78653.

Now here's the real reason we're putting this on...

The Foundation

The JW Rock Foundation was founded in 2004 after the death of J.W. Rock, beloved brother and friend to all in the Texas Motorcycle Community. Each Christmas Austin motorcyclists and friends come together and raise funds to insure that some needy families in our community are being cared for and whose children will have a joyous and merry holiday. Last year the JWRock Foundation adopted over 25 Austin families and provided them with toys, treats, and gift cards to HEB and Wal Mart.

This foundation has no employees, only volunteers. My brothers and myself and MANY others put COUNTLESS hours every year into putting on events and raising money to help kids & families out in the Austin area. This year is going to be especially tough. So please try to make this. It would mean a LOT to me.
NOVEMBER 10, 2005 @ 09:15 PM



15 Little Known Facts About Chuck Norris

1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

2. A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name was "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

3. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

4. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

5. The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more that meet the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

6. Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly until his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly thereafter all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

7. Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling "Bang!"

8. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

9. Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya!"

10. Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilizer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.

11. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

12. When Chuck Norris' wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into the backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

13. Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity," then you are dead wrong.

14. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

15. Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper, Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way.
OCTOBER 21, 2005 @ 09:16 PM


Thanks to Guitargeek... I've been tagged. 20 questions about me

20. I play or have played the saxophone, guitar, piano, drums.

19. I am ambidextrous

18. I moved to Austin, TX without ever being here before.

17. I was 10lbs 3oz and 21 inches long at birth.

16. I have the coolest, cutest puppy eVar!

15. I ride a Harley Davidson Electra Glide

14. I am a member of a motorcycle club.

13. I am not a criminal. tongue

12. I write software for a living.

11. I spend 6 years in college (i had a LOT of fun)

10. The only thing i've ever shoplifted is a packet of kool-aid when i was 5 or 6.

9. I have 3 tattoos

8. At one point i thought i was average size because all i really had to compare it to was porn.

7. I've only been in love with one person outside my family in my life.

6. I had(still have) a crush on Spike from Degrassi High

5. I met Leatherface today. He's HUGE!

4. I tore my ACL in my left knee playing football in high school

3. I shave my head every 2-3 days

2. I've owned 8 cars.

1. I can't think of anything else...

OCTOBER 19, 2005 @ 09:13 PM





more here...
http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=29723

These pictures awe me. There isn't any other word for it. But beyond awe, there is something, some feeling that i get from these pics. I ride my ass off. Rain, freezing temps, ice!, heat, whatever, but i've never seen anything like this.
OCTOBER 17, 2005 @ 09:56 PM


Rather than make two huge posts about the movie and posting pics... here is the link to my lj with the pics...

livejournal...

ARRR!!!
OCTOBER 8, 2005 @ 12:40 AM


Today was the first day of filming for the movie. I sat around from 7am (oh my god it's early) until 4pm and did NOTHING. Got paid though, so it's all good. I'm taking pics, and i'll post them later.
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