deviantchef

fucking hot out

we are gods and devils. extremists and minimalists. the kings and queens. I love you, world. Fuck you.

fuck the world, don't ask me for shit. and everything you get, you gotta work hard for it

just when I thought I was out,

they pulled me back in...

whoever reactivated me, thanks. I guess you like reading long winded pointless blog posts. or you want to fuck. hmm.

Against the more righteous side of my rationale I've decided to go ahead and indulge this co-worker of mine in her affair fantasy. We spent some time making out and groping on the bus, which was fun and though frustated at how it was cut short, I've got a freak to look forward to spending some quality time with. The tension at work is gonna...
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"I'm just a survivor of the woolly mammoth population bottleneck effect, sorta born deaf"

I've started playing fallout 3. I probably won't be leaving my house for some time.

wow. i think of weird shit when i've been drinking.

Last night I was propositioned by a lady co-worker of mine to have an affair. While I felt somewhat strong feelings toward turning her down I'm not entirely sure what to think. We have rather intense chemistry but I don't find her all that attractive...not to mention the fact that though i haven't met her...
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flapjack cob stench the merrygo-round poppycock fairytale of a rogue in varying degrees of boldness.

The past several weeks spent in the workplace have yielded a terribly ambiguous state of being in regards to my job security. On one hand I feel as though I am being put to the test, my bosses wondering if I'm in the right place to take a promotion as a sous chef; previous experiences with former associates, who are in the same circle of...
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I am regressing into my childhood. I am re-addicted to Starcraft. This is not good.

'cause gun to forehead don't make em feel preachy...