bands:

1. TOOL
2. Zero 7
3. Nine Inch Nails
4. Morcheeba
5. Pentangle
6. Lacuna Coil
7. Faith No More (or anything with Michael Patton, i.e. Lovage, Peeping Tom)
8. The Future Sound of London
9. Sia Furler
10. Emiliana Torinni

films:

1. Strange Days
2. Clerks
3. Aliens
4. Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail
5. Seven
6. Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
7. Pulp Fiction
8. Star Wars: A New Hope
9. The Big Lebowski
10. Bruce Campbell vs. The Army of Darkness

books:

1. Hairstyles of the Damned - by Joe Meno
2. The Gunslinger - by Stephen King
3. Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West - by Gregory Maguire
4. I, Lucifer - by Glen Duncan
5. Neverwhere - by Neil Gaimen
6. The Dark Tower - by Stephen King
7. Hamlet, Prince of Denmark - by William Shakespeare
8. Dragons of Autumn Twilight - by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman
9. Animal Farm - by George Orwell
10. The Alchemist - by Paulo Coelho

tv shows:

1. Nip/Tuck
2. CSI: Las Vegas
3. Dirt Jobs with Mike Rowe
4. It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia
5. Family Guy
6. Aqua Teen Hunger Force
7. Robot Chicken

Video Games:

1. Lumines (1 or 2)
2. any Warcraft game
3. any Final Fantasy
4. the first Ninja Gaiden
5. the first Zelda
6. Lunar

 

into: Writing, people with sharp wit, or someone with whom I can hold a semi- to intelligent conversation with, smaller boobies, and great smiles.

not into: I guess you could say I'm not into being stabbed, maimed, or otherwise disfigured. Don't care much for mind-altering products.

makes me happy: Making someone laugh or even crack a smile. Watching my two male cats engage in a furry 69. C'mon, that shit is funny! Messing with people for my own amusement. I had an Air Force doctor believing that I was "deathly allergic to bullet wounds."

makes me sad: Being alone or having no one to talk to. Running out of paper or pencil lead. That goddamn commercial with Sarah Mclaughlin with the beaten animals (I'm pretty much a believer in eye for an eye when it comes to animal cruelty).

hobbies: Reading, writing, blogging, fixing stuff, doing things other people find stupid merely to amuse myself

5 things i can't live without: Pencil, notebook, a copy of Hairstyles of the Damned, hydration, and that pistol with only one shot.

vices: I'm addicted to water; both alcoholic and non

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: Writing or blogging or working or sleeping or getting on here or typing run-on sentances

 

gender: male

occupation: staff sergeant; hydraulic craftsman in the USAF

current crush: I love lamp

stats: STR: 15, DEX: 17, CON: 13, INT: 18, WIS: 17, with 28d8 Hit Dice

body mods: a few tattoos

heroes: Rydell, for she knows the secrets of THAC0.

gets me hot: Literally: Sitting on the tarmac at United Arab Emirates. Figuratively: A girl with sharp wit

favorite position: the one that's getting me laid?

fantasy: two guys, a girl, and a pizza place. Or maybe some jumper cables, a car battery, some Astroglide, and a gimp suit. It takes all kinds...

sign: Left Turn Only

most humbling moment: my whole life is humbling

i lost my virginity: It's not really "lost." It's precisely where I left it.

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY STATUS: single

MY DIET: Omnivore

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

POT: Nope

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories.