I am not shocked.

Nothing at all lol but I don't think anything shocks me when it comes to you. But really... WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?! lol I looked it up and really didn't get much out of what I read.

I'm enjoying June. I plan to keep enjoying June. This year has included entirely too much misery. Fuck that.

I tried to look this up, but I needed to input my information, so I declined. I need to not ever be on another email list ever!

Where isn't a place of indoctrination? Perhaps that at least gives us some motivation for resistance, eh?

*squishes*

As in, I am giving you *squishes* ~ like an extra vigorous hug.

Do you get a sizable tax write off when you donate your sex drive?

I promise not to ream you without consent, love. Haha. Actually, no male has ever desired that service in my company, so you have nothing to fear.

Aw shucks, you're going to make this girl blush

They don't have ball pits at Chuck E Cheese anymore, at least in WA state. I heard it's illegal!

You get 1 million life points for using the word poppycock.