age: 37 (Jan 01, 1975)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2004

occupation: hip-buster

gets me hot: extra layers.

into: being clean on the outside and filthy on the inside.

i lost my virginity: with the laserdisc of True Lies on the t.v. (i'm not kidding)

most humbling moment: trying to narrow my reply to this question down to one answer.

makes me happy: when you find $20 in your pants and you're like "whoa, i didn't know that was there!"

makes me sad: too much

stats: i am a nice, nice boy

sign: yield