don't worry, we in canada are not as frightening as the media makes us out to be.

where are you going? it's good that you'll be escaping the broken lawnmowers & exploding dishwasher for a while.

travel is good for the soul. i've been feeling the need to escape the city and hit the open road. luckily i've only got five more days till i drive across the continent. i will probably be passing nearby you, so i'll hang out the window and yell something into the wind.

oh boy! you get to stay at hotel, by yourself? fun fun FUN!

don't worry about anything. go go go. you need to preserve your sanity, go!

hey......!
we are supposed to get our first hooker together as a bonding experience!
love you, R.
Have a great time!
Be free!
yay!

Bye!

"my hand in your wallet"

priceless!

I like you too...give your hooker a kiss for me.

I LOVE hotels too!!!!
You can make a mess and someone will come in the next day to clean up!
You can be someone else.
You can escape your real life.
You can rent a movie and a hooker all in the same night!
I used to fantasize about being one of those people with very few possesions who live in a hotel.
Have fun darlin'!

u have only been gone 4 a day, but already my life feels empty, like someone put a fragmentation grenade in my potato soup and blew a hole in my chest.
i'm gonna meet you sometime soon...and we're gonna be necking like horny highschoolers!
i'm gonna spank that ass!
can we get toffees?
i simply cannot go to bed without first partaking of tea and cakes. please might we have some?
i've gone simply potty. deary me.
i'll build my deltoids so you will think i'm sexy!
i hug you.

i cannot stop writing you, can I?
no, mr. Q, you cannot.
song lyrics now:

Talking to the songbird yesterday
Flew me to a place not far away
She's a little pilot in my mind
Singing songs of love to pass the time

Gonna write a song so she can see
Give her all the love she gives to me
Talk of better days that have yet to come
Never felt this love from anyone

She's not anyone

A man can never dream these kinds of things
Especially when she came and spread her wings
Whispered in my ear the things I'd like
Then she flew away into the night

Gonna write a song so she can see
Give her all the love she gives to me
Talk of better days that have yet to come
Never felt this love from anyone

She's not anyone

I can't wait to get a hotel in Boston/NYC. Remember how much fun we had in K-zoo?
You are sleeping in the other room right now. I should be sleeping too. I am so excited that you're here.

without you around i become excessively flirty. you balance me. you are my newest newest best friend. that's a promotion, private!