“oh crap, i cant believe i havent left this girl a testimonial. well what can i said? Dee is awesome and very creative. And makes awesomeness with her hands. and is awesome again, and i like her ”

“I love Dee and She and I are going to have awesomely sexxxxxy babies who also like to get naked on the internet... Dude, you do not know how much I miss you...we've done a couple crazy things and your presence is missed!!!!!!!!!
oh yeah BTW
I just broke your cherry...”