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but seriously, whilst kicking it with my work homies last night, I bumped into this fella..
Mr Noel 'Mighty Boosh' Fielding, the girl on the right is just the HR manager, all females were creaming themselves over his skinny ass....seemed like a nice chap, if a bit of a wuss...was too scared to arm wrestle me for a sandwich...long story, that I will never explain....
but it made ellie happy, apparently he is Pure Sex...I don't get it...he's got no wait to put behind the pushing, and his jeans are so tight he blatantly has no ability to get an erection...I think its like Carolines thing about Prince (yes, the artist formely known as...) weird little sexy men with their little hips....weird....
and today, to continue you my Rock N Roll lifestyle, i went shopping for work trousers, because mine ripped at the crotch due to my massive cock!!
Really looking forward to seeing my best buds next week, and getting right royally pissed and having some awesome fun...I wonder which Bruce Springstein hits i will sing this time around.... also I am hoping for a Soul Calibur 4 competition, because with alex and caroline stopping over, there could be some stevuie tears...however Soul Calibur is my game...I normally kick ass at it...it's just carolines Bishi bashi technique of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM is a little hard to over come.....
and alex just cheats.... reading the manual and the move list....what a cheating bastard!!!
what else to recount... I gave in and got my Mum to do the ironing, Ellie is avoiding her lesbian flatmates (apparently the licking is quite audible) so she has been stopping over here (regular sex is wearing me out!!)**
and well, I have been reading lots of comics still, found my full collection of Preacher, so been going back over that....
I am dying for some new ink...I am thinking of getting a big black bird on my lower right arm, or upper left (as start of a sleeve of evil/horror themed neo-traditional stuff)
this sort of stuff...
other than that, not much to tell you all....
How are you doing??
I am mostly just excited about next weekend 
and I have steak for tea, with Lemon Meringue for Pudding!!!
GET IN!!!!
some people never fail to dissapoint, or worse, live up to expectations...
I wonder what time the bell goes off for it not to be play time anymore....this site seems to be full of bloody kids, I thought I'd stayed clear of them as well....
but I am kind of regretting putting that, cos its kind of making me feel like one of them.....hmmm....qunadries suck....
On the plus side, somethings are going well, things with Me and Eleanor are going well, she's going for a new job at work (we work together) and is a bit stressed bless her, but apparently I am helping...not sure how, but hey, I'll go with the flow... It is weird, cos she really isn't my type, or mine hers, but the important stuff seems to click (mostly sense of humour and beliefs about the world...i.e. your either a prick or your not a prick...no race/sex/ageism differentials)....and altghough I didn't really want to end up in a relationship so quickly, I couldn't stop myself doing something that was making me happy...
I think watching...how I met Your Mother is making me all mushy...but you know...Alsyon Hannigan...
mmm...which links to....mmm Buffy....
and I know this is fake...but....you know
still make me smile....
There is a Baking competition on Firday at work, well ,yuo have to take stuff in, sweet or savoury...I am kind of stum,ped, one guy is making brownies, and I know they are good, and I don't like him, he is a fucking vegetarian!! and he drinks herbal teas (i don't mind girls drinking them!!)
So I am thinking erither my meatballs...which have been specially requested...and possibly some sort of praline type chocolate treats....or kirsch soaked cherry things....mmm...I will cause a fucking stir i tell ya's!!!
anyway...I will stop boring you all..... heres some lovely looking gay porn...
Peace out Ya'll....
finding this quite sweet at the minute....
damn...I must be getting gay....lol
well, an iold freind sent me a message on facebook, saying he needs to get his effects together before leaving forever....really thoguht he'd topped himself...but no, bit of internet stalking find out he's moving to florida, wanker.... haven't replied to him, almost tempted to say, hey send me a cheque for the £500 you owe me first....but really don't want to talk to him....
The Big bang Theory has just come on to virgin central, so been catching up with that, bizarrely funny, if a little patronising to geeks....
Saw Kung Fu Panda last night, was actually quite fubnny, the very start is awesome, knid of smaurai jack like...but they didn't stick with that style obviously, the bad guy is pretty awesome though, and actually like an old kung fu movie, but with funny animals....and Jack Black...
well...kind of running out of things to say...
would someone please buy me this t-shirt....
here you go, my favourite song to play on Rock band so far...
Ellie is trying to get me to watch Shipwrecked...its not working....its the cockiest of cock programmes!!!
Last night we watched Eagle vs Shark...
with the guy from Flight of The Conchords in it, its like a very funny sweet version of Napoleon Dynamite, you know, all about losers, but is actually funny!!!
yesterday got tickets for Rancid!!! WOO!!! and Taste of Chaos Tour!!!
which is on a monday night at rock city, in october, £17.50 a ticket, so possibility of another SG crew get together....
also been reading a lot of comics again, have been loving The Boys, and Marvel Zombies vs Army of Darkness....
loving it!!! and got Civil War for £5 yesterday, but haven't had chance to read it...
other than that I seem to have been mostly Playing Rock Band, doing lots of pub quizzes (as some of you may know form my sunday/tuesday night texts), and eating snack foods...Co-Op version of frazzles are nummy!!! I am thinknig of investing in some pop tarts from Cyber Candy.....
quick questions, whatever happened to Sunkist?
and Brannigans Beef and Mustard crisps?
and Facial hair related...go for cool viking beard things... a la Mastodon..
or the Lemmy/Triple H?
I shall bid you a good day now...
how you lot been anyway???
so...whats new......nothing really
see ya.........
oh, ok.....
well, good things,
The girl.... we shall call her Eleanor, that being her name and all!! been seeing each other for a short while,. and so far going well, enjoying each others company, she makes me piss my self with laughter... and she fell for the best line ever...Fancy a kebab? or do you just want to snog?
the old steveie charm is back in action.... no pics as of yet, but she ios a cute indie girl, who likes men in check3ed shirts, with beards, geeky glassesm, and all around geek appeal....so yeah, I am like the Jon Travolta to her Olivia Newton John...Mega Lucha night of doom...see Bashter's blog...he has much better pictures!!
MEGASOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The old girl, me and caz are getting on great as freinds, we seem to be able to still have a laugh and be close without any weird stuff (speaking for myself of course)
Work is going alright
New flat is cool, still need to unpack, bnut have discovered Virgin Central, which is like having DVD box sets on demand....
Bad Stuff
well, freinds being miserable, only being able to see someone you cared for in the worse possible light, and not knowing how to stop....
losing my lucha mask after being rushed out a kebab shop
but on the birght side, the birth of a new character to happen soon.....
ish
well....bnot that much bad stuff really, its just really bad...
but hey ho, that is not the deadman way, and normal service will be resumed from here on out....
only a quickie!!! bada boom
but at my parents, borrowing their laptop and internet for a few minutes, just to let you all know my new flat is lovely so far, i have rock band set up, all good.....
got a new girlie, things seem to be going well so far, but very very early days
I have missed you all loads, and I can't wait to get back online properly, and I am massively sorry for not being able to go and read and comment on your blogs today!!
i will soon have broadband!!! i hope!!! have to get bloody bastarding virgin media, but hey, least it has the internet!!!
that is my video tribute/prelude to the london gang bang in a couple of weeks!!!
stay in school kiddies!!!
Today is my birthday!!! Woot!!! I got a new kettle and toaster of my sis, Rock band of my folks, Triple H DVD off bash, A gentlemans ball scratcher of alex,
which are all very much appreciated and ace!!!
But now I have to go pack stuff up, including my computer.................
and I don't know how long broadband will take to sort out...I can check email/facebook at work, so if you need me, I'll be on those, and I have my iPod touch if I can find some free wifi knocking about
well, I got to go get my new flat!!! then pack, then get ready for a hot date tonight!!
I just want to sleep!!! lol....
Tour of Terror 2008 kicked off with a Bang and not a whimper...much drinks, much dancing, much pissing each other off (don't touch my magazines before I do....lol)
Marks new conquest...
The new 'look'
The Gogogogogogogogogogogogog dancing hotties of heaven vs hell....heaven won...
Here's to the lucha fuelled gangbang of death in July....Alex, your flat is fucked...
be affraid....very affraid!!!
things are all change at the deadmans house....I don't have much to say....
which is a change in itself....
someitmes a song can just say what you can't...so if anyones interested then listen to this
its not a dig at anyone, its the last I am saying on the matter!!
normal service to resume!!
however the fact that this site exists is enough to give you hope in the internet again
http://www.ninjaxgirls.com/
Ninja Porn for all!!! Lets start a revolution!!
so, this blog is gonna be random thoughts and musings and weird shit...sorry for going a bit quiet the last couple of days...been spending a lot of time with my new girlfriend....
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How mean/funny is this sign of awesomeness...
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True Story....man is sitting their praying to god, saying why have you abandoned us, the world is at war, we are killing each other, there is famine, natural disasters, hatred all around....
God suddenly appears, good looking fella...being god and all.... and says well my child, I am so proud of all of your achievements, the beautiful art and music you have created, all the advancements in technology, I had no idea you'd make, I simply gave you a play ground, I created you a world full of food and drink, I even put mother nature in charge to keep everything growing with the sun and rain....but then, well you fucked it up....
Besides...last time I sent you a message you nailed it to a fucking cross you ungrateful prick!!!
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sorry for randomness....
last one...promise!!
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