Member: deadmanshand

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JULY 26, 2008 @ 08:31 AM


well...I am know above all you mere mortal SGers, I have been drinking in the prescence of celebrity....and in Blighty, that means I am better than you lot....or not....

but seriously, whilst kicking it with my work homies last night, I bumped into this fella..

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Mr Noel 'Mighty Boosh' Fielding, the girl on the right is just the HR manager, all females were creaming themselves over his skinny ass....seemed like a nice chap, if a bit of a wuss...was too scared to arm wrestle me for a sandwich...long story, that I will never explain....

but it made ellie happy, apparently he is Pure Sex...I don't get it...he's got no wait to put behind the pushing, and his jeans are so tight he blatantly has no ability to get an erection...I think its like Carolines thing about Prince (yes, the artist formely known as...) weird little sexy men with their little hips....weird....

and today, to continue you my Rock N Roll lifestyle, i went shopping for work trousers, because mine ripped at the crotch due to my massive cock!!

Really looking forward to seeing my best buds next week, and getting right royally pissed and having some awesome fun...I wonder which Bruce Springstein hits i will sing this time around.... also I am hoping for a Soul Calibur 4 competition, because with alex and caroline stopping over, there could be some stevuie tears...however Soul Calibur is my game...I normally kick ass at it...it's just carolines Bishi bashi technique of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM is a little hard to over come.....

and alex just cheats.... reading the manual and the move list....what a cheating bastard!!!

what else to recount... I gave in and got my Mum to do the ironing, Ellie is avoiding her lesbian flatmates (apparently the licking is quite audible) so she has been stopping over here (regular sex is wearing me out!!)**

and well, I have been reading lots of comics still, found my full collection of Preacher, so been going back over that....

I am dying for some new ink...I am thinking of getting a big black bird on my lower right arm, or upper left (as start of a sleeve of evil/horror themed neo-traditional stuff)
this sort of stuff...



other than that, not much to tell you all....

How are you doing??

I am mostly just excited about next weekend smilesmile and I have steak for tea, with Lemon Meringue for Pudding!!!

GET IN!!!!

biggrin kiss biggrin kiss biggrin

Comments
bashster

bashster

United Kingdom
December 2004

JUL 26, 2008 09:16 AM

My poor best mate all the gurlies creaming their knickers over some hook nosed glam rock looking waif(fucking bastard) ha you didn,t have a prayer Chrissy thinks hes lovely and wants to mother him lol.Mother him probably means let him suckle on her tits.
Sorry i have been absent without leave i will return to blog tomorrow tonight = vodka pear cider lager and bbq the first official one of the summer.
I have got my new mask by the way a awesome new belt buckle so piccys will follow i don,t think chrissy is keen on my speedo style wrestling trunks but wait till i have a semi on she,ll be putty in my hands.
Are you shagging every night then?
Dancing in the dark?
Ready to raise hell next weekend??

VictoriaSponge

VictoriaSponge

United Kingdom
March 2008

JUL 26, 2008 09:30 AM

the whole boys with small bums wearing spray on skinny jeans doing hip wiggles...... all women have a secret lurve for it, wheter they admit to it or not! x

lock

lock

United Kingdom
December 2003

JUL 26, 2008 12:17 PM

Hmm soul calibre tourne, sounds like a plan. Do you suck as badly at soul calibre as you do DOA?
The skinny jeans thing I've never got, I dunno maybe you need to be a girl. Worryingly I think Bash could pull it off, seeing as he appears to be 'youthing' every time we meet!

See you soon mate biggrin

bashster

bashster

United Kingdom
December 2004

JUL 26, 2008 01:19 PM

i could with ultra slim waist and spiderly legs remember i drink at the fountain of youth motherfuckers and will lay you all to a rock nroll excess next weekend

bashster

bashster

United Kingdom
December 2004

JUL 26, 2008 02:41 PM

Saturday dude roundabout 12 hopefully we shall head for your abode first and hit the hotel to get ready for the evenings events round about 5 30pm .

VictoriaSponge

VictoriaSponge

United Kingdom
March 2008

JUL 27, 2008 03:04 AM

it maybe wrong, but surely that is the whole point?! biggrin x

lock

lock

United Kingdom
December 2003

JUL 28, 2008 01:35 PM

Exactly the direction I was planning on!

cerephinna

cerephinna

United Kingdom
February 2005

JUL 29, 2008 08:28 AM

You charmer wink

Lilandra

Lilandra

HOPEFUL

United Kingdom

JUL 30, 2008 04:57 AM

Ido not get the skinny ass thing, i like a big man!!!!!!

When are you guys going to be dwn london way, me and marc would love to catch up with you all ,and it would be without ben so no perv worries!!!! biggrin

cerephinna

cerephinna

United Kingdom
February 2005

JUL 30, 2008 04:37 PM

Yay! Me too smile
I'm anticipating a fun-packed bender of a night

purplesiamese

purplesiamese

United Kingdom
November 2005

AUG 10, 2008 09:38 AM

i worryingly find james may very attractive.

my arms have only just stopped hurting from soul caibre.

Trills

Trills

United Kingdom
December 2004

OCT 08, 2008 05:50 PM

*poke*

Trills

Trills

United Kingdom
December 2004

JAN 01, 2009 06:09 PM

Happy New Year smile

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