you know, its funny how when you think things are on the up, you get a curve ball. but hey, everything works out in the end... right?
I think my lucks changing.. WAHOO!
so, this girl i been meeting a few times in towm, text me sunday. She asked if i wanna meet for a coffee in the morning before i go to work. shes got a day off and needs to go into town to do some shopping. I say sure, how abouts 11am?
monday rocks round, and i got rattlers in my stomache. Cuz i realised... i never seen her before when i havnt been drunk.YIKES!!! no dutch courage.
We meet up in the Mall and head to Costa Coffee (its like starbucks, but its not a starbucks).
we spend about 2 hours upstairs on the sofa seating talking about all manner of things. Its good. got alot of the same ideas on films, and she likes kids toys too
Shes gotta go shopping for her friends kids birthday presant. shes gonna be 3. So, i come along. I dont need any persuassion to go into toy shops!!!
blah blah blah, and blah blah blah, its all good. and before i go off to work we
in the street. 
Shes a nice girl. plain, but pretty. differant from girls i would usualy go for. which i think is a good thing. and not even a hint of the 'broken wing' syndrome. That shits geting way old. hope it goes out of fashion soon.
gonna see her again at the weekend. well, if my luck keeps up anyway.
so, this girl i been meeting a few times in towm, text me sunday. She asked if i wanna meet for a coffee in the morning before i go to work. shes got a day off and needs to go into town to do some shopping. I say sure, how abouts 11am?
monday rocks round, and i got rattlers in my stomache. Cuz i realised... i never seen her before when i havnt been drunk.YIKES!!! no dutch courage.
We meet up in the Mall and head to Costa Coffee (its like starbucks, but its not a starbucks).
we spend about 2 hours upstairs on the sofa seating talking about all manner of things. Its good. got alot of the same ideas on films, and she likes kids toys too
Shes gotta go shopping for her friends kids birthday presant. shes gonna be 3. So, i come along. I dont need any persuassion to go into toy shops!!!
blah blah blah, and blah blah blah, its all good. and before i go off to work we
in the street. Shes a nice girl. plain, but pretty. differant from girls i would usualy go for. which i think is a good thing. and not even a hint of the 'broken wing' syndrome. That shits geting way old. hope it goes out of fashion soon.
gonna see her again at the weekend. well, if my luck keeps up anyway.
savage, right now my head is jelly.... to much vodka. im gonna hurt in the morning.
girl i met last week came an met me in a bar in town i was in with my work-mates. turns out, she is pretty pleasing on the eye. so thats a bonus. we headed off somewere else with her mates. eventualy she has to leave cuz they all gotta be up early to go to london in the morning.
i attempt to meet up with my work mates to carry on the alsohol binge, but i get a text from a friend. some girl punched her in the face an she got kicked out og chicargo rock caffe. i didnt ask WTF she was doing in there.
we attempt to walk home but end up being drawn into a snhitty night club.
oh my head is spining i cant write any more. so much crazy stuff happened but i dont have the strength to stay awake right now to write it. gonna fall on the floor now
girl i met last week came an met me in a bar in town i was in with my work-mates. turns out, she is pretty pleasing on the eye. so thats a bonus. we headed off somewere else with her mates. eventualy she has to leave cuz they all gotta be up early to go to london in the morning.
i attempt to meet up with my work mates to carry on the alsohol binge, but i get a text from a friend. some girl punched her in the face an she got kicked out og chicargo rock caffe. i didnt ask WTF she was doing in there.
we attempt to walk home but end up being drawn into a snhitty night club.
oh my head is spining i cant write any more. so much crazy stuff happened but i dont have the strength to stay awake right now to write it. gonna fall on the floor now
i dont know how i do it! i realt dont, i have tripple booked myself for tomorow night!!!
ok, im going out with my friend mike for drunken nighttime fun
i am also going on a works piss up cuz some one is leaving,
and...
im gonna meet up with that girl who i was gonna meet up with last night.
there just is not enough david to go round.
anyone think of another way i can add to this complexity????
ok, im going out with my friend mike for drunken nighttime fun
i am also going on a works piss up cuz some one is leaving,
and...
im gonna meet up with that girl who i was gonna meet up with last night.
there just is not enough david to go round.
anyone think of another way i can add to this complexity????
well, ok thats me screwed...
my face was looking like it was gonna be ok this morning, just a bit of patchy red under the eyes, so i went to work.
for my trouble, i now look once more like i have been slapped round the nugget with a porcupine!!!
its not as bad as it was before, but its still clearly RED. im not happy. I spoke to the health and safty officer and got pretty much fobbed off. So, im not gonna go to work tomorrow. gonna go she the doctor again in the morning and YAY, the weekend starts ealy. trouble is, i kinda meeting this girl tomorrow night. Way i see it, i got 3 options.
1, i dress lenny kravitz and wear aviator shades. its the middle of winter, and england so chances of pulling this off are slim.
2, i dress insane clown posse, and hope she likes clowns.
3, i rescedual. which could be a good thing as i was off my face drunk when i met her and dont remember what she looks like
or i gues there is the 4th option, i show up looking like i just stepped out of a fight. yea, thats gonna make a good impression
ok, so im vien, come on, who isnt. everyone has a little bit of vanity. if u didnt, you wouldnt shave.
Well i gues its gonna be another weekend of online gaming for me, doh! just went i was starting to get my self off that shit. stil, at least the beer is cheaper when u buy it from the store.
cant help but feel like, if there is a god, hes looking down on me like "you turned that girl down?? i give you one chance to shine and you throw it back at me?? I SMITE thee!"
ok, maybe im being dramatic by calling this some kind of punishment, but, why cant nice things ever happen to me
did i listen to rock music because i was misserable, or did listening to rock music make me misserable.
ill never work that out. still, at least i got MSN and internet bloggs to keep me company in this my most reddish hour.
and maybe one day, ill post something that seems a little less depressing.
SHOW ME THE FUCKING KARMA MAN!!!!!
my face was looking like it was gonna be ok this morning, just a bit of patchy red under the eyes, so i went to work.
for my trouble, i now look once more like i have been slapped round the nugget with a porcupine!!!
its not as bad as it was before, but its still clearly RED. im not happy. I spoke to the health and safty officer and got pretty much fobbed off. So, im not gonna go to work tomorrow. gonna go she the doctor again in the morning and YAY, the weekend starts ealy. trouble is, i kinda meeting this girl tomorrow night. Way i see it, i got 3 options.
1, i dress lenny kravitz and wear aviator shades. its the middle of winter, and england so chances of pulling this off are slim.
2, i dress insane clown posse, and hope she likes clowns.
3, i rescedual. which could be a good thing as i was off my face drunk when i met her and dont remember what she looks like
or i gues there is the 4th option, i show up looking like i just stepped out of a fight. yea, thats gonna make a good impression
ok, so im vien, come on, who isnt. everyone has a little bit of vanity. if u didnt, you wouldnt shave.
Well i gues its gonna be another weekend of online gaming for me, doh! just went i was starting to get my self off that shit. stil, at least the beer is cheaper when u buy it from the store.
cant help but feel like, if there is a god, hes looking down on me like "you turned that girl down?? i give you one chance to shine and you throw it back at me?? I SMITE thee!"
ok, maybe im being dramatic by calling this some kind of punishment, but, why cant nice things ever happen to me
did i listen to rock music because i was misserable, or did listening to rock music make me misserable.
ill never work that out. still, at least i got MSN and internet bloggs to keep me company in this my most reddish hour.
and maybe one day, ill post something that seems a little less depressing.
SHOW ME THE FUCKING KARMA MAN!!!!!
well, its been dam near a week an finaly my face is calming down. the swelling is all gone and its not so sore. still a bit red round the eyes and im peeling in places but im pretty sure its getting better cuz it does not hurt anymore.
so, im gonna try going back to work tomorrow. if spoken to them and they are denying all responsibilty so i gues im gonna be loosing money i cant afford to. another guy there had the same shit, not as bad as me. but there just saying its coincidence.
its great working for a company with such compassion and care for the workforce.
if i get in there tomorrow an my face starts burning again then its gonna get funky for them
we'll see how it goes eh...
so, im gonna try going back to work tomorrow. if spoken to them and they are denying all responsibilty so i gues im gonna be loosing money i cant afford to. another guy there had the same shit, not as bad as me. but there just saying its coincidence.
its great working for a company with such compassion and care for the workforce.
if i get in there tomorrow an my face starts burning again then its gonna get funky for them
we'll see how it goes eh...
mmm, ok, been a while. but what a while.... so i got my heart ripped out again.. then spoon fed to me! shit happens i suppose so never mind. if life was easy it wouldnt be intresting.
now for the fun bit.. you will all laugh till you drop at davids stupidity and non existant ability to just bloody do it.
ok, were to start... my weekend, sponsered by VODKA.!!
saturday was awsome fun. went to leamington to see my best buddy craig, we then of course went out and got totaly drunk. ended up in BLUE MUMBAI, i belive it is called...
a rather swanky, classy, posh, over 25's fancy bar.
now im not gonna go into the finer details of what exactly transpired that night, and what led to this happening. though im sure i will explan in better detail when i see you klair so you can laugh harder.
i ended up talking to this girl, 27, lives in london, personal consultant, very refinned, and amazingly clever.
after about 45 minutes of smal talk, she says to me.. "you need to make the first move, cuz im not going to" and smiles...
now are faces were pretty close, what would you do in a situation like this?
now what do u think david did...?
david said, "your way out of my league, have a good night" and i walked off
i do this shit all the time, i really do wonder what the hell is wrong with me. i just crack like an egg under pressure, even when there isnt any.. and there wasnt.
hahahaha
needles to say, craig gave me beats lol
story over. now for a new story...
i had a bad reaction with some chemical at work, and my face looks like i gone 10 rounds with mike tyson. im on so many meds and creams its stupid. with any luck i will be ok by the weekend and i can go out and make a tit of myself again... ohhhh its good to be me
her is a shot of me an my good buddy rachael, mmmm drunk
now for the fun bit.. you will all laugh till you drop at davids stupidity and non existant ability to just bloody do it.
ok, were to start... my weekend, sponsered by VODKA.!!
saturday was awsome fun. went to leamington to see my best buddy craig, we then of course went out and got totaly drunk. ended up in BLUE MUMBAI, i belive it is called...
a rather swanky, classy, posh, over 25's fancy bar.
now im not gonna go into the finer details of what exactly transpired that night, and what led to this happening. though im sure i will explan in better detail when i see you klair so you can laugh harder.
i ended up talking to this girl, 27, lives in london, personal consultant, very refinned, and amazingly clever.
after about 45 minutes of smal talk, she says to me.. "you need to make the first move, cuz im not going to" and smiles...
now are faces were pretty close, what would you do in a situation like this?
now what do u think david did...?
david said, "your way out of my league, have a good night" and i walked off
i do this shit all the time, i really do wonder what the hell is wrong with me. i just crack like an egg under pressure, even when there isnt any.. and there wasnt.hahahaha
needles to say, craig gave me beats lol
story over. now for a new story...
i had a bad reaction with some chemical at work, and my face looks like i gone 10 rounds with mike tyson. im on so many meds and creams its stupid. with any luck i will be ok by the weekend and i can go out and make a tit of myself again... ohhhh its good to be me
her is a shot of me an my good buddy rachael, mmmm drunk
