"Danielle....the coolest girl I've ever met in the middle of the street just to go into a shady dark bar, pretend to have the same name as a crazy guy, and see her pretend to be a lesbian. And I've met a lot of people in that EXACT same way. But she's the best. And that's my story.

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"she's a brat pure and simple, but that's why she's such a great person. she makes x-rated sock monkeys and vegan cookies. can't get much better than that! just don't giver her a molson "

"Firstly, Daniyell has hands-down the most incredibly beautiful tattoos I've ever seen on a woman. Secondly, journals are always amusing, full of interesting characters such as Troy, workboy and the biscuit stealing moustached general manager. Thirdly, she always puts in the most amusing comments in my journal. Fourthly, she listens to Reign in Blood on a regular basis. And fifthly, she's pretty darn cute!"

"i like daniyell.

fuck, this is a bad testimonial."

"Daniyell is one of the sweetest ladiez you will EVER meet!!!
Makes wikkid sock monkies too!!

xo"

"She is a super awesome girl that is humble yet eccentric. And a sense of humor that will knock your mustache off."

"I loove you Dani! You're one of the few rad chicks in existance. Also, I want to molest you."

"i know.....
i'm a bit jealous of myself
it took a heelova lotta work to get them, though

hehe, the Descendents headlined the first punk show i ever saw (@15)

always nice to find another vegan

love and luck to you!"

"Daniyell is the best girl in Canada! If I ever make it up to Canada I've got a standing invitation to go drink with Russians and have a stack of homemade pancakes. How badass is that?

She has excellent taste, too-in everything!"

"she is a very nice girl"

"Workers Compensation Board describes Daniyell as having: Over active sexual tendencies, resulting in crude noises, or violent outbusts towards others in her office. It is our recommendation that she be put to work from home, where she can releive herself at her leisure."