age: 35 (Apr 21, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2007

occupation: Slave to a cubicle.

makes me sad: Eggs, ham, stubbing my toe, speeding tickets.

into: Cars, tough chicks, old guns, reading, [adult swim]

crush: Orange.

stats: Roughly human sized.

most humbling moment: Getting dumped while taking a shower.

body mods: A tattoo of the Kamakura Daibutsu on my right calf, getting on of Sisyphus soon, possibly as a back piece. It's been waaay too long since I've gotten ink :)

i lost my virginity: In an empty lot in Camden, NJ... It was the most dangerous city in the US at the time. The danger factor was definitely a turn on.

fantasy: Probably too graphic to put here, but feel free to pick my brain.

gets me hot: Chicks with tattoos and piercings that know how to put a guy in his place.

sign: Taurus