into: Food, beer, theatre, Spiderman, wikipedia, sarcasm, music, George Carlin, RPGs, photography, tex-mex food, TV that rots your brain.

makes me happy: Chicks n' beer. Decent attitudes, including depth, playfulness, and cynicism. Doing what I love. Solving problems. Simplicity. Coming home with paint on my hands. Driving in heavy snowdrifts. It really doesn't take much.

makes me sad: Disrespect. Non-existant eyebrows. Fashion rock & its followers. Razorburn. People who give up easily. Threadjackers. Wussies. Complainers. Democracy. People who think they're 'incomplete' without a boyfriend/girlfriend. Overdramatic dipshits.

5 things i can't live without: pen & paper, Bad Religion, dill pickle chips, coffee, a wish-granting genie.

vices: Overindulgence in; video games, media, porn, laziness, and anger.

thoughts on sg: I like it

current crush: Ally Sheedy in The Breakfast Club

stats: 5' 11" of filth and forgetfulness

body mods: Industrial, lip, eyebrow, some other retired old bastards

heroes: Spiderman.

gets me hot: People who would rather light a candle than stand and curse the darkness. The notion of your mortality. Putting two blank spaces in between sentences.

favorite position: It involves hair-pulling.

fantasy: Being in a nice, relaxing coma for maybe 2 months, and coming back out of it with no brain damage and lots of money and a bigger penis.

sign: Do not kick the land mine

i lost my virginity: ...5 or 6 girls too late.

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Arty, Punk, Geek, Gamer