noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...well get right back on it sir!!

Awww dude c'mon. It didn't seem that hard for you. Well good luck.

BOOOO, BOOOO I SAY!

That wagon should have seat belts.
Well, good luck.
Don't let it get ya down.

Loser. Go slap yourself for me. And put out the cigarette.

Noooooooooooo, what's wrong with people. Stupid Nementh smoked a cigarette last night and now you're off the wagon. It's not cool, nor does it taste good, and it actually makes you less appealing to the ladies. You can do it. Just step away from the lighter.

I heard something once along lines of having a cigarette is like oral sex with an ash tray.

I haven't had a cigarette in a little over a year, but I have been feeling the pull mighty hard lately. the parties of summer have always been chain-smoking occasions for me.

and don't let all these non-smokers tell you different, smoking is awesome. except for how it's not, of course.

You suck more than anything that's sucked before or even after.

For shame sir.....for shame...
but eh, who am I to talk shit.

Who in the what, now?

-TM