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JULY 27, 2009 @ 06:23 PM | 25 COMMENTS


JUNE 16, 2009 @ 10:58 AM


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MAY 24, 2009 @ 04:34 PM


Well, I survived Prom... not by much, but I did it. For my next trick, ladies and gentleman, I will write a screenplay.
APRIL 22, 2009 @ 06:00 PM


APRIL 3, 2009 @ 09:54 AM


O.S.I. Instructor: Well, let's see here, Mr. Samson. On the driving portion, you totaled every car but the one you were driving; on the pistol range, you refused to use a gun. And, uh, oh. Hah! Yeah, here's my favorite: on the written, you drew a little guy with wings from the Led Zeppelin records.

Brock Samson: Icarus. So uh... what are you trying to tell me here, little man? That you don't like Zep?
FEBRUARY 17, 2009 @ 10:35 AM


A short meditation on not over-thinking tattoos:

It's only skin. It's just a body. I'm only human. It'll be gone soon enough anyways.
FEBRUARY 4, 2009 @ 05:35 PM


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JANUARY 26, 2009 @ 02:12 PM


Propagandhi continues to be completely badass on their new album:

When the credits finally roll for this, the worst story ever told, don’t bother sifting through the names for yours or anyone you know. Unless they were by chance a shepherd king, a virgin birth, a resurrection, a messianic prince or some such childish thing. You can storm the edit suite or move to block its theatrical release, but I think we can safely guarantee that there will be no revisions to the script made on behalf of a supporting cast(e). Because history exalts only the pornography of force–that of murderers and psychopaths (the rest of us, of course, stricken from the narrative wholesale: a back drop to the tale)–as we, the two-bits, are ushered on and swiftly off this stage with the jawbones of asses. No stirring curtain call for the masses. No floral bouquet. No breaking of legs. No recurring role. No artistic control. And so in these days, in this terminal phase, it’s all left to chance. A piece of advice: if you’re cast on thin ice, you may as well dance. Do what you feel you must, but as for me I was not put upon this earth to subjugate or serve.

DECEMBER 12, 2008 @ 11:15 AM


and if this is heaven, i might have to tell you
i'm gonna give hell just a quick once over.
NOVEMBER 17, 2008 @ 03:27 PM


thought of the day:

when future generations unearth our relics, the swearwords.txt of any given website will likely tell more about our culture more quickly than any other piece of writing.
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