MEMBER SINCE: January 2010
occupation: Foodservice Trainer (for two more weeks)
gets me hot: When the penis first parts my vagina lips
into: bellydance, roller derby, music, tattoos
heroes: Michonne from The Walking Dead
body mods: Three tattoos, many holes from piercings I had to take out for work.
makes me sad: Falling on my butt when rollerskating...it feels like a giant penis shot out of the ground, poked me in the ass, and then retreated.
Worst way to wake up EVER:
Wake up to fire alarms going off, wrap blanket
around naked body, leave my bedroom to find two men in my apartment. I
scream and they're like "We're just here to service the fire
extinguisher!" My vision went white for a moment. I thought I was
about to hit the floor. Thank all that is good that I put that blanket
on!
Wake up to fire alarms going off, wrap blanket
around naked body, leave my bedroom to find two men in my apartment. I
scream and they're like "We're just here to service the fire
extinguisher!" My vision went white for a moment. I thought I was
about to hit the floor. Thank all that is good that I put that blanket
on!























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