into: Urban Scootin', Rube Goldberg Machines, contemporary short stories, preparing for the zombie apocalypse, skinny cookie colored boys with curly hair, tuft, and glasses, sex with boys who fit this description, tickling, Jones Soda, anything pizza flavored...
not into: the thought of falling off of my scooter and having my head crunched under many car tires, Wal-Mart, the fact that I shop there, people who hold up traffic in parking lots just to get a close by parking space...seriously! It takes less time to just park further away and walk rather than drive around, wait, and hold up everybody else!!! ARGHHH!
makes me happy: SlackerInChief...
makes me sad: Genocide, hate, lies, love...
hobbies: I really need one!
5 things i can't live without: laptop, scooter, blue Jones Soda, food, water...
vices: I have no such thing!
thoughts on sg: I like it
i spend most of my free time: napping
gender: female
occupation: professional vagabond, oxymoron, Statue of Liberty...seriously I am the Statue of Liberty, zombie hunter
current crush: SlackerInChief
stats: fat and ugly.
body mods: Ladies love outlaws pin-up tattoo, "No Lies" and "Just Love" on my wrists, both tragi pierced.
heroes: All of my heroes are dead, except for Tina Fey.
gets me hot: SlackerInChief
favorite position: Any position as long as it is with the right person.
fantasy: Being told that I can't have children.
most humbling moment: I knew I was old when I saw Fresh Prince on Nick at Night.
i lost my virginity: In a dirty old abandoned house when I was 15. I don't even know if it counts because we didn't know what we were doing. I think he just stuck it in and we kissed. There was no humping.
I WANT: Friendship.
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
CIGARETTES: Nope
ALCOHOL: Nope
POT: Nope
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories.
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