Yesterday really sucked. On the way to school I got caught in a downpour. I don't think I could have possibly gotten anymore wet. We get two points taken off per class we miss, so I went anyway, hoping the professor would just let me go. The class lasts for three hours because it only lasts for half a semester and two hours in, I just had to go. The clothes sucked, but the part that was killing me was the wet shoes and freezing toes. I feel very sick. I haven't had an appetite and haven't eaten in a day. I just tried to down the last of a pint of Hagen Dazs, but it tasted kind of freezer burnt. I can barely hold myself up to type this.

Cyberhugs are welcome.

For those of you who still use dictionary books and for those of you who used to use them a lot:

Have you ever flipped to the page that your word should be on automatically? No page flipping...just fate? How did it make you feel? Happy? Lucky? Horny even?

Damnit...

I'll do this later.

Are you ready for the apocalypse? If not, you better get ready!

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Here ya go, Mike!

Watch out or rapists! They'll be wearing these:




The craze is taking over the world. Just look at us:


I look more like one of the women who kill their husbands on Snapped. The tags on the glasses are for tracking the rapists because they wear them everywhere they go.




Look at Tom buying his rapist supplies.




Jason looks more like Napoleon Dynamite.




Lickin' those lips! He just can't wait to get them on the children.




And look at all of the rapists hanging out in Wal-Mart...don't take the kids there!

Today was my six month semi-anniversary with the SlackerInChief. We didn't do anything big because we were lacking funds. We went to Toys 'r' Us, walked around a carnival, hung out in this shopping plaza, and bought a watermelon.

At the shopping place, we were sitting on the edge of a fountain. I was looking inside and noticed that there were no quarters. Jason said it was because people's wishes aren't worth quarters. I didn't have a quarter, but I had 22 cents, so Jason went to ask around for three cents..."to make his girlfriend's dreams come true." We were deciding on what wish to make and decided on a lifetime of love and happiness together. Jason said that wish is worth at least 20 dollars, so we decided to make semiannual installments of 25 cents. That way, our wish will be paid off in 40 years. Jason also said that if we weren't around, then we could mail the payment to the Dexter's, which is the closest place to the fountain, and ask them to throw it in. Anyway, now we have this super cute anniversary tradition.

The job at the kennel is going well, but I can only work it two days a week and the Statue of Liberty gig is over at the end of tax season. I need a job!

Just thought I'd drop in and let the lovely people of the site where we met know that SlackerInChief and I have now been together for six months. Six months ago today, we went to a Rilo Kiley concert. Afterward, I went home with him and never left.

I got a new random job as a greyhound handler. It doesn't even seem like work and it gives me a good workout. Wednesday, the day flew by. I never even looked at a clock. The Statue of Liberty gig is almost over...I need to start looking for something else because the greyhound job is only 12 hours per week.

I <3 the slacker. He makes me the happiest broad alive. Who else is going to steal just the right kind of cookies for you? Now that is love! I hope the rest of you beyotches find it because the best is mine