This is my rant against the town of my residence:

Durham, New Hampshire should be considered part of Massachusetts. Forget for a second what characterizes a Massachusetts town. People from Oregon can relate to what I'm talking about: It's disconcerting when people from a state just to the south start flocking to your area like a pack of wild aardvarks.

It's official: UNH is now known as UNM (the University of NOrthern Mass). First of all, there's mass plates everywhere, that's objective evidence. Secondly, I know a few Massholes who are bringing their thick New England accents back to Durham on Monday. I'm originally a Massachussite myself....I'm domesticated now. This is my Habitat.

So why the rant??? What's so bad about 8,000 college kids from Massachussetts moving into a tiny-ass town in the stix?

Because this town's too fucking small. This is not a place where you can take a left at a red light while you're right blinker is on you dave mathews shirt-wearin' wierdos!!!! Dave is old man, get over it. He was never that good!!!! I also have to say that there arent enough parking spaces in this Dump for all those SUV-driving Massholes. The School has a fucking racket where they milk you for parking tickets even as they rob you blind for a useless education.

Why??? Why. Can someone please fucking tell my Why? Why does a town with a population of about 10,000 need to have construction year round ON MAIN STREET! I saw those fat slobs digging up the same shit they just laid down a year ago. OMG WTF?

So that's my rant on Durham New Hampshire. I hate this town. I hate this school. I am fucking out of here the day I graduate. Hallelujah!

kayaking on the Charles...


climbing at the Quarries...


belaying on teh moon

I should be camping right now.

Oh well, I am staying in Boston this whole week starting Monday. Maybe this will add some excitement to my preposterously monotonous existence

"At the innermost core of all loneliness is a deep and powerful yearning for union with one's lost self."
Brendan Francis

"I know the night is not the same as the day: that all things are different, that the things of the night cannot be explained in the day, because they do not then exist, and the night can be a dreadful time for lonely people once their loneliness has started."
Ernest Hemingway

~ We're all lonely for something we don't know we're lonely for. How else to explain the curious feeling that goes around feeling like missing somebody we've never even met? ~
D.F. Wallace

I need some love

Crazy but I'm already looking forward to the fall. I just want to be surrounded by people again.

In a year and a half I should be moving to somewhere between Portland and Seattle. That is the official plan. Fuck snow, fuck the cold, fuck this boring town. I want to be able to get some food after 10 PM.

Professor Mittens:

Let's be honest here: I am fucking lonely and depressed. This is when nobody wants to know you.