into: Movies, music, Mexican wrestling.

makes me happy: See everything above except the part about the kidney stone.

makes me sad: Take away all of those things and I'm pretty wrecked.

5 things i can't live without: My family, my friends, my dogs, my autographed copy of Incredibly Strange Films, a good Chinese restaurant.

vices: DVD sales, Annette Haven, chicken tikka masala, potato chips. See also Gets Me Hot.

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: Writer, editor, B-movie and record obsessive, licensed, certified and bonafide minister (ask me about weddings), professional crank, full-time Goo Goo Muck.

current crush: Orange. No, grape.

stats: Huh?

body mods: Wife's name on upper right arm... aww, how sweet

heroes: Lux and Ivy, Sleazegrinder, Brian Wilson, Bill Landis and Michelle Clifford, Santo, Mickey Hargitay, Charles Napier, Buck Flower, Tinto Brass, Don Edmonds, Commander USA, the '70s voice of Channel 56 in Boston, David F. Friedman, Screamin' Jay Hawkins

gets me hot: See vices. Also '70s porn, Russ Meyer girls, Keira Knightley, Elsa Bangz, and women who wear glasses. Ay dios mio...

favorite position: Conscious.

fantasy: Having all of the above at the same time.

sign: Aquarius

most humbling moment: Puking my brains out in front of a day nurse while enduring a kidney stone.

i lost my virginity: Yes, I did.