into: I am a complete egomaniac, bordering on sociopathic. I tell it like it is. If you're dick is looking a little small today, I'll let you know. Maybe you need to stop watching so much tv and start hitting the cock pump.
not into: I don't like men who have just lost their job. I'm sorry. I mean, if unemployment is a lifestyle choice you want to enjoy ok, but I gravitate toward men with income. I can't help it. It's evolutionary biology. About 10,000 years of genetics are making me say this, not me.
hobbies: I enjoy interrupting people mid-sentence. I like hearing jokes, not laughing and then re-packaging and regurgitating them and expecting you to laugh and think I'm brilliant.
5 things i can't live without: internet. sally hansen nail effect strips. my digital camera. valium.
thoughts on sg: I like it
occupation: HBIC. Hit me up if you too believe that life's too short to apologize.
stats: I care about my body and like to take care of myself and so I eat fine desserts and amble about town. Some call me glib, but I prefer "real." Yes, that's me. Real. Keeping it real.
heroes: If Britney Spears Can Make it through 2007 I can survive just about anything.
gets me hot: I only want to meet men with enormous schlongs or pulitzers or both. I think physical attraction is very important so please don't have erectile dysfunction. In fact, if you're over 17 you already have mild ED so don't write to me. You're reproductively geriatric....
most humbling moment: I don't take responsibility for your reactions to my comments. As far as I can tell the only difference between a "hurtful" comment and you being an enormous wimp who's choosing to dwell on petty bullshit is, well.. nothing.
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Nope
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
MY KINK FACTOR: I'm saving myself for Jesus!
MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Internet. All night. Again.
I WANT: Friendship, Online Flirting
