MEMBER SINCE: May 2009

occupation: Bum

body mods: assorted scarring

makes me sad: most dumber people

makes me happy: thunderstorms and surfing (but not at the same time)

sign: one finger salut, virgo

stats: 87% of all people polled say I'm awesome. 76.5% say i'm an asshole

crush: &$%^*

into: hydroponic gardening, reading the times, manicures/pedicures, being all-knowing, quantum physics

gets me hot: SG, chicks who ride

most humbling moment: of late is watching the groms kill it

fantasy: being a benevolent dictator... turning my town into a skate park