Time to endorse someone or something for President
To be brief:
I know you have been eagerly awaiting my presidential endorsement. Here it is Cthulhu. Vote for Cthulhu! Why vote for the lesser evil? Cthulhu will not use drones to kill American citizens without trial like Obama. He will cast his thoughts upon them until their minds are devoured in an all consuming madness of despair! He will not privatize social security and medicare for the elderly like Romney. He wil simply devour their puny, insignificant existences to sate his unspeakable appetites. BUT IF YOU VOTE FOR CTHULHU YOU JUST MAY BE AMONG THE LAST TO BE DEVOURED. "Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn." "Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn!"
To be brief:
I know you have been eagerly awaiting my presidential endorsement. Here it is Cthulhu. Vote for Cthulhu! Why vote for the lesser evil? Cthulhu will not use drones to kill American citizens without trial like Obama. He will cast his thoughts upon them until their minds are devoured in an all consuming madness of despair! He will not privatize social security and medicare for the elderly like Romney. He wil simply devour their puny, insignificant existences to sate his unspeakable appetites. BUT IF YOU VOTE FOR CTHULHU YOU JUST MAY BE AMONG THE LAST TO BE DEVOURED. "Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn." "Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn!"