into: screwing myself over on a mostly regular basis

makes me happy: living

makes me sad: dying

5 things i can't live without: oxygen, a working circulatory system, sustinance, eh, some other stuff

vices: whiskey...but, how can that be a vice if it treats me so well?

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: butcher no wait, janitor

current crush: given up on em

stats: remember that one kid in school with the huge ass sally jessy raphael glasses, mullet, old ass hand me downs an ate bugs? ya...that was me

body mods: i dont have tattoos, tattoos are for sissys...these are birthmarks

gets me hot: when i get too drunk and catch on fire...it happens more often then youd think, girls that actually like me....it happens less often than you think

favorite position: learn to diversify i aint got no time for favorites

fantasy: to live ina semi underground castle, so like, all of it was under ground, except the towers, not to be rich, i just want the castle...and an army of strangly sexy frankenstein girls

sign: cut here

most humbling moment: my entire life

i lost my virginity: 16 with someone i didnt like cuz im stupid like that