into: everything that can be gotten into

makes me happy: stevie wonder, kissing, word plays, simple math, little kids, flirting, getting just my feet wet, porn, terribly attractive women, asian men (not sure why, they're just adorable), the pacific ocean, bunnies, proper girl clothes with improper ones underneath, kicking leaves into large piles, then jumping a la Linus, being loving and dodgy at the same time, dressing appropriately for everything, my sweetheart being the best man ever, long walks thru parks looking at trees, making others get all sugar shocked...for those of you who don't know what I mean, clearly you haven't seen the bunny face.

makes me sad: roadkill, those commercials with the big eyed children who don't get enough to eat, bad republicans, religious fanatics, american football, the situations I find myself in frequently. ooooh, and winter. god, I hate winter.

5 things i can't live without: lipgloss, car, throwing knives, flipflops, marlboro menthols (no, I don't fucking want to quit)

vices: running to every thrift store in the area, biting my nails, scratching mosquito bites until they bleed, shaking my fists at young hooligans, smoking the 15th cigarette of the day with coffee in hand, picturing you naked, fucking around with people in the nicest way possible, pretending to be a metal god, creeping up on sleeping teenagers brandishing a knife and a bullhorn, flirting outrageously, being a queen.

thoughts on sg: I like it

occupation: normal and boring

current crush: Daniel Craig

stats: cute in a chubby way

body mods: penguin, pi, little girl in a snit, disselfink(spelling on that I'm sure is off) for artwerk... no piercings left save a daith, sorry

gets me hot: clean sheets and lots of time, sticky still days in the summer, watching someone eat a soft serve ice cream cone, sneaking around, waiting for the pounce, good manners, correctly read erotic poetry in a quiet tone, kissing kissing kissing, the good press of flesh, yes, walking like a hussy in heels and full femme attire, dancing, at all and with GrumpyBear, other things I can't list here because you'd all judge...and my honey...

favorite position: so good I can't even explain it, and would need an engineering degree to try...

fantasy: everyone I've ever wanted to sit and have teatime with in New Orleans...and then, the food fight...or just having extra cool superpowers for a week...

sign: no vacancy

most humbling moment: getting my own heavenly body

i lost my virginity: on april fools day. just take it from there.

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

I WANT: Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Arty, Hardcore, Indie Rocker, Goth, Fashionista, Hillbilly, Punk, Hippy, Hipster, Rockabilly, Bookworm, Geek, Fetish, Diva, Fuck you, I defy categories