I delivered a load of shoes to a J.C. Penney distribution center in Fort Worth tonight.
The kid and I are headed East so I can get him home in time to start high school in August. Soon I will be purchasing Just For Men hair colorant to hide the gray in my chin whiskers.
My dog is trying to set the world record for most fur ever shed by a long haired Dachshund confined to a semi truck. So far I've collected two 30 gallon Hefty lawn and garden sacks full of her hair tufts. I tried to send them to a charity for prematurely balding children but the bits of grass and small pebbles interspersed in the matted wads were grounds for rejection.
My plans for this weekend include sleeping, driving, and burning an effigy of Subrosa I fashioned from Quarter Pounder wrappers I stole from a homeless transvestite hooker in Indianapolis.
The kid and I are headed East so I can get him home in time to start high school in August. Soon I will be purchasing Just For Men hair colorant to hide the gray in my chin whiskers.
My dog is trying to set the world record for most fur ever shed by a long haired Dachshund confined to a semi truck. So far I've collected two 30 gallon Hefty lawn and garden sacks full of her hair tufts. I tried to send them to a charity for prematurely balding children but the bits of grass and small pebbles interspersed in the matted wads were grounds for rejection.
My plans for this weekend include sleeping, driving, and burning an effigy of Subrosa I fashioned from Quarter Pounder wrappers I stole from a homeless transvestite hooker in Indianapolis.