into: Pie, Writing the ultimate break-up song, constructing toothpick villages, science

not into: Judging the distance between people's eyes.

makes me happy: Pie

makes me sad: Fox News

hobbies: Comics, Photoshop, Eating, Urban Golf

5 things i can't live without: coffee, pajamas, orange tic-tacs, pie, scotch

vices: scotch on the rocks

thoughts on sg: It's okay

i spend most of my free time: Fashioning soap into tiny animal sculptures with a swiss army knife.

occupation: Lawyer

gets me hot: science

favorite position: curled up in a tiny ball

fantasy: watching Trailer Park Boys, having a rum and coke, and making sweet love to Lynard Skynnard

most humbling moment: being stood up for homecoming

i lost my virginity: on a couch, it was a very very fine couch

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'm old-fashioned.

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship