age: 27 (Apr 15, 1985)
MEMBER SINCE: August 2005
occupation: I indirectly help supply your alcoholism
heroes: mine are all drunk assholes
makes me sad: the excess ignorance of my generation
makes me happy: having dogs really enjoy my company on the initial meeting
fantasy: being able to dunk all the time.
stats: I dunked one time.
i lost my virginity: she hides under the bed a lot. You can try to coax her out with peanut butter or try playing Cat Stevens records.
DECEMBER 2011
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