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I was driving behind a complete HORSE'S ASS this morning....
Fuck you ya stankin' horse's ass!
I love whippin' out my tits for a fine morning drive...It's my brand new hobby, I just can't resist. I love the look on peoples' faces....it's as if no one ever saw a pair of knockers before. It's fuckin great!
Gotta cover up for the small ones on the school bus...don't want to expose the children to such obscenities
I got my ink finished up with some sweet color...a start to a whole sleeve which i crave so badly! My theory with tattoos?...You can never have enough pairs of tits on ya! NEVER! I'm up to ten pairs of boobies now. Oh yes, I am so proud.
Breasts have always made me happy, so why not...eh?
Fuckin' A!!! Ya learn somethin' new every day...........
Fuck you ya stankin' horse's ass!
I love whippin' out my tits for a fine morning drive...It's my brand new hobby, I just can't resist. I love the look on peoples' faces....it's as if no one ever saw a pair of knockers before. It's fuckin great!
Gotta cover up for the small ones on the school bus...don't want to expose the children to such obscenities
I got my ink finished up with some sweet color...a start to a whole sleeve which i crave so badly! My theory with tattoos?...You can never have enough pairs of tits on ya! NEVER! I'm up to ten pairs of boobies now. Oh yes, I am so proud.
Breasts have always made me happy, so why not...eh? Fuckin' A!!! Ya learn somethin' new every day...........
I watched the debate last night. Obama killed it. McCain was sweating bullets, he couldn't even look Obama in the eye. Coward. McCain swears he will take care of his veterans with tears in his eyes. How about you take care of EVERY American, I'd like to see him shed some tears for THAT. He just plans on keeping this war going...sucking away American dollars and throwing it into Iraq....and then taking especially great care of his war veterans. Geez, don't let me piss my pants with excitement. Why not make it an issue to focus on building your OWN country, which has obviously fallen into the dump. Of course, veterans deserve major respect. That's a given! So, if McCain takes office....all of us will sit around and watch daily newscasts about fallen American soldiers, and the ever-problematic downward spiral of Iraq. And we'll suffer to make a couple dollars while McCain buys heavy machinery war weapons with our tax dollars. Hey dude! Wake up! McCain is a greedy, war-crazy beast. If you're running for president, focus your energy on the USA. Focus on rebuilding our reputation instead of sitting around, obsessing hard over Iraq. Obsess hard over the current issues in your country. Make a serious change in your own world....not some overseas 3rd world! Throw some obsession, interest, and energy into America itself! Rebuild OUR world and let US live in peace!
I have total faith in Obama....McCain was a sweaty, condescending little coward last night. Any real human being can look into McCain's eyes and see that he is a dirty politician and a snake. I can't even consider McCain a real man, since he couldn't look his opponent in the eye. What kind of man can't stare down the face of his competition? And this dude wanna try for president? Forget president...you don't have enough heart, grow some balls, stop being a bitch...MAN UP.
In other Lita news, I'm a real hot bitch with juicy tits and a fuckin poppin' ass.
haaa!!!
Yo. Check out my boat!
I go lobster huntin' in that bitch.
I'm out!
xo
I have total faith in Obama....McCain was a sweaty, condescending little coward last night. Any real human being can look into McCain's eyes and see that he is a dirty politician and a snake. I can't even consider McCain a real man, since he couldn't look his opponent in the eye. What kind of man can't stare down the face of his competition? And this dude wanna try for president? Forget president...you don't have enough heart, grow some balls, stop being a bitch...MAN UP.
In other Lita news, I'm a real hot bitch with juicy tits and a fuckin poppin' ass.
haaa!!!
Yo. Check out my boat!
I go lobster huntin' in that bitch.
I'm out!
xo
Thankyou soo much everyone for your beautiful birthday wishes...you guys are too good to me. 
I definitely had a wild weekend...it was tons of fun. Johnny and I decided not to go to that tattoo convention in philly. Instead, we kept it a lil' low-key since I've been stressed outta my mind lately. We hit up the 31st annual seafood festival in Point Pleasant Beach, NJ. It's a sweet beach town full of thrift stores, seafood spots, and antique stores. For the festival, all the stores open up shop right in the middle of the street. They cut crazy deals at the festival too...you can grab a whole lobster for ten bills. Tell me that ain't the hook-up!
Oh yes, I did get a new tattoo for my birthday...Johnny bought me a 250 bill gift certificate to Slingin' Ink...He knew I wanted brank new ink soo that was a badd-ass gift. I got an original Sailor Jerry piece vintage type 1930's sickness! It is nowhere NEAR finished I plan on covering every inch of skin and makin' it a sweet half-sleeve. My ink artist told me I had to down a bottle of Sailor Jerry's Rum in dedication to the tat. So, I did that....and had myself a down ass fuckin birthay. Next ink appointment Oct 3rd....can't wait to see the turnout!
I love my firends on here...thankyou so much for the B-day wishes it most def means a lott to me!! Love you guys MOST! 
I definitely had a wild weekend...it was tons of fun. Johnny and I decided not to go to that tattoo convention in philly. Instead, we kept it a lil' low-key since I've been stressed outta my mind lately. We hit up the 31st annual seafood festival in Point Pleasant Beach, NJ. It's a sweet beach town full of thrift stores, seafood spots, and antique stores. For the festival, all the stores open up shop right in the middle of the street. They cut crazy deals at the festival too...you can grab a whole lobster for ten bills. Tell me that ain't the hook-up!
Oh yes, I did get a new tattoo for my birthday...Johnny bought me a 250 bill gift certificate to Slingin' Ink...He knew I wanted brank new ink soo that was a badd-ass gift. I got an original Sailor Jerry piece vintage type 1930's sickness! It is nowhere NEAR finished I plan on covering every inch of skin and makin' it a sweet half-sleeve. My ink artist told me I had to down a bottle of Sailor Jerry's Rum in dedication to the tat. So, I did that....and had myself a down ass fuckin birthay. Next ink appointment Oct 3rd....can't wait to see the turnout!
I love my firends on here...thankyou so much for the B-day wishes it most def means a lott to me!! Love you guys MOST!
Mother-fuck-me-in the assssss it's my birthday on Saturday. Yes I am a Virgo, and yes...according to Nas, Virgos are the BEST. Don't get mad at me for sayin' it...hit up Nasir if you want a debate.
And, according to my grandmother, I don't deserve a birthday because I'm too old and worthless to the world. Yes, according to my filthy rich grandmother...who gives her own daughters $25,000 a piece for every fucking holiday under the sun (Easter, Mother's day, Christmas, Thanksgiving, Valentine's Day, Bithdays...etc.) My grandparents have 5 daughters...you do the math. I guess her own daughters are worthy of birthdays, and not worthless to the world! But they're all as old as dinosaurs...my momma's pushin 60 gram....I'm 24. Don't fucking tell me I'm too old to have a birthday, Gram..don't fuckin play me like that. So, in reference to what my grandmother said...FUCK THAT I AM WORTH SOMETHING...FUCK YOU FOR TELLING ME I'M NOT...AND FUCK YOUR STANKIN ATTITUDE...I'M A GREAT ADDITION TO THE WORLD AND I'M GONNA BALL THE FUCK OUT. bitch.
Their generation wasn't living in economical disaster...but instead building the frame of our country and making ridiculous bank. My grandfather built up the entire state of New York City with his bare hands. He was the main architect for 70% all skyscrapers that crowd the NYC skyline, including the twin towers. My whole family, including my father, worked by his side to create the greatest city in the world. There was major opportunity for growth and money back then and I love how the old generation looks down upon us...when they're still spending money they have saved from the 60's. It's a much more difficult world, nowadays...and grandma, I am so sorry that I haven't built a city with my bare hands quite yet. I'll get right on top of that.
Maybe then I'll deserve a birthday...and not be looked at like a complete worthless, broke-ass, menace to society. I know where I'll begin building some sweet skyscrapers...right in YOUR fucking backyard. Hell, there's enough land back there to build a new fucking country...so I'll get started with the blueprints.
Anyway, I was thinkin of rollin' out to the tattoo convention in Philly on Saturday. The lovely Zepp will be there...whom I am very excited to meet! It's not set in stone yet...but I think that would be a lovely lil' birthday experience. I'm trying to round up some down-ass people to take the ride. I know my baby will be with me...and maybe my lil' brothers would be down too. Anyone else down for the Philly Tattoo Convention? It's my fucking birthday and for christ's sake...I'm makin' it the BEST I ever had. Yours truly is turnin' the big 2-4 and I ain't messin around with LAME-ASS birthdays any longer. Since I turned 13, my birthdays have been the most miserable days from HELL. It's time for a fucking change! It's the Lita Birthday Revolution. Obama's passing it as a law once he enters office...he told me. Lita's Law states that Carmelita shall have perfect and memorable birthdays from here on out.
Whoaaa...thankyou to everyone who digs "Anatomy 101" CandyCrimson rocked my world with another great one! Soo glad to see all the support we've gotten so far! I'm quite proud of how this set came out! CandyCrimson put this together in a way that shows off my corny/fun-loving personality and I luv her for that! She threw in tons of creative ideas to make this one shine!! Thanks to everyone for showin madd love!
If you need a crash course in anatomy...with my hot naked ass as your professor...please click below,
http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Carmelita/albums/site/8417/
And for all you disgusting bitches who tag my sets with terrible shit......go crawl in a hole and die. You hide behind anonymous tags because you're so weak you can't even insult me face to face. You're a bunch of lame computer-whores who throw out anonymous insults because you're insecure and ugly as sin. I DARE anyone who has an insult for me....fucking PM me and let's see what you got. Show your face you sorry ass bitches...quit hiding behind a screen and let's see what you're REALLY made of. You won't do it because you know for a fact YA AIN'T SHIT. The dare is on...TEST ME. Pussy. And kiss my fat white ass while you're at it...
Well, I'm off to smoke a fat bowl.
And I'm gonna dedicate this burn session to all of you....
Thankyou to all my down ass friends for being chill as ever...and for always being there for me...
I fuckin love you Brooklyn!!
And, according to my grandmother, I don't deserve a birthday because I'm too old and worthless to the world. Yes, according to my filthy rich grandmother...who gives her own daughters $25,000 a piece for every fucking holiday under the sun (Easter, Mother's day, Christmas, Thanksgiving, Valentine's Day, Bithdays...etc.) My grandparents have 5 daughters...you do the math. I guess her own daughters are worthy of birthdays, and not worthless to the world! But they're all as old as dinosaurs...my momma's pushin 60 gram....I'm 24. Don't fucking tell me I'm too old to have a birthday, Gram..don't fuckin play me like that. So, in reference to what my grandmother said...FUCK THAT I AM WORTH SOMETHING...FUCK YOU FOR TELLING ME I'M NOT...AND FUCK YOUR STANKIN ATTITUDE...I'M A GREAT ADDITION TO THE WORLD AND I'M GONNA BALL THE FUCK OUT. bitch.
Their generation wasn't living in economical disaster...but instead building the frame of our country and making ridiculous bank. My grandfather built up the entire state of New York City with his bare hands. He was the main architect for 70% all skyscrapers that crowd the NYC skyline, including the twin towers. My whole family, including my father, worked by his side to create the greatest city in the world. There was major opportunity for growth and money back then and I love how the old generation looks down upon us...when they're still spending money they have saved from the 60's. It's a much more difficult world, nowadays...and grandma, I am so sorry that I haven't built a city with my bare hands quite yet. I'll get right on top of that.
Maybe then I'll deserve a birthday...and not be looked at like a complete worthless, broke-ass, menace to society. I know where I'll begin building some sweet skyscrapers...right in YOUR fucking backyard. Hell, there's enough land back there to build a new fucking country...so I'll get started with the blueprints.Anyway, I was thinkin of rollin' out to the tattoo convention in Philly on Saturday. The lovely Zepp will be there...whom I am very excited to meet! It's not set in stone yet...but I think that would be a lovely lil' birthday experience. I'm trying to round up some down-ass people to take the ride. I know my baby will be with me...and maybe my lil' brothers would be down too. Anyone else down for the Philly Tattoo Convention? It's my fucking birthday and for christ's sake...I'm makin' it the BEST I ever had. Yours truly is turnin' the big 2-4 and I ain't messin around with LAME-ASS birthdays any longer. Since I turned 13, my birthdays have been the most miserable days from HELL. It's time for a fucking change! It's the Lita Birthday Revolution. Obama's passing it as a law once he enters office...he told me. Lita's Law states that Carmelita shall have perfect and memorable birthdays from here on out.
Whoaaa...thankyou to everyone who digs "Anatomy 101"
CandyCrimson rocked my world with another great one! Soo glad to see all the support we've gotten so far! I'm quite proud of how this set came out! CandyCrimson put this together in a way that shows off my corny/fun-loving personality and I luv her for that! She threw in tons of creative ideas to make this one shine!! Thanks to everyone for showin madd love! If you need a crash course in anatomy...with my hot naked ass as your professor...please click below,
http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Carmelita/albums/site/8417/
And for all you disgusting bitches who tag my sets with terrible shit......go crawl in a hole and die. You hide behind anonymous tags because you're so weak you can't even insult me face to face. You're a bunch of lame computer-whores who throw out anonymous insults because you're insecure and ugly as sin. I DARE anyone who has an insult for me....fucking PM me and let's see what you got. Show your face you sorry ass bitches...quit hiding behind a screen and let's see what you're REALLY made of. You won't do it because you know for a fact YA AIN'T SHIT.
The dare is on...TEST ME. Pussy. And kiss my fat white ass while you're at it...Well, I'm off to smoke a fat bowl.
And I'm gonna dedicate this burn session to all of you....
Thankyou to all my down ass friends for being chill as ever...and for always being there for me...
I fuckin love you Brooklyn!!
I got a lot to say...
So I'm just gonna air it out...
Wendy's-You ARE fast-food, get it correct...ya bunch of lyin' ass snakes.
NJ drivers(esp. GSP and TPK users)-Learn how to use your fucking mirrors. If someone tries to run me into a divider one more time, I'm forfeiting my fucking license...and you bastards can murder each other on the road happily. I'd rather walk.
Sprint-I hate your idiot customer service employees. You people do not document proper notation on calls and you're all a bunch of MORONS. As a matter of fact, I hate your whole fucking company. I've been with you bitches for 7 yrs...I know the drill. Bunch of lying, snake-my-service, rape-my-ass, stealing, uneducated bastards. Get your heads out of your asses.
On that note, I saw a 90 year old lady on Dr. Phil the other day. She was a sweet, dear, frail one. Comcast left her and her husband without a house phone for over a month, not returning their pleas for service. So one day she woke up, told her husband to get the hammer....and headed to the Comcast office. (Literally, I tell you no lie...this woman is the sweetest looking charmer of an elder.) She marched in there like the FBI and proceeded to bang the living fucking shit out of every single landline phone that was in the Comcast office.....with a hammer.
The woman is my hero.
So I'm just gonna air it out...
Wendy's-You ARE fast-food, get it correct...ya bunch of lyin' ass snakes.
NJ drivers(esp. GSP and TPK users)-Learn how to use your fucking mirrors. If someone tries to run me into a divider one more time, I'm forfeiting my fucking license...and you bastards can murder each other on the road happily. I'd rather walk.
Sprint-I hate your idiot customer service employees. You people do not document proper notation on calls and you're all a bunch of MORONS. As a matter of fact, I hate your whole fucking company. I've been with you bitches for 7 yrs...I know the drill. Bunch of lying, snake-my-service, rape-my-ass, stealing, uneducated bastards. Get your heads out of your asses.
On that note, I saw a 90 year old lady on Dr. Phil the other day. She was a sweet, dear, frail one. Comcast left her and her husband without a house phone for over a month, not returning their pleas for service. So one day she woke up, told her husband to get the hammer....and headed to the Comcast office. (Literally, I tell you no lie...this woman is the sweetest looking charmer of an elder.) She marched in there like the FBI and proceeded to bang the living fucking shit out of every single landline phone that was in the Comcast office.....with a hammer.
The woman is my hero.
Joyyyy to the world!
All the boys and girls!
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea...
Joyyyyy to you and me!
Haaaaa...what a sweet oldies jam. I dig it...and so should you.
(Even though it's terribly corny)
Lita and Brooklyn went LIVE! Oh my Lordy-looooooooo what a day I had yesterday! It was a Saturday...so that means "renovation day" in our new home...things were wild around here! I didn't have much time to post up in front of my computer yesterday...but every time I stopped in...it felt so great to see sooo many people who truly loved the set & showed me unbelievable support! I have so much love to give to those who have shown me the same! I have so many people to thank! I have so many great new friends! Thankyou all for helping "Sunkissed" go LIVE! Thankyou thankyou to the lovely and very talented Brooklyn for changing my status to the pretty color PINK!! This is like a dream come true...a BIG thanks to all my supporters for helping me get here! You guys have rocked my fucking world! I dig this place. Oh yes, I dig it like a fucking shovel!
Thankyou for helping "Sunkissed" see the light of day!!!
http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Carmelita/photos/%20%20%20Sunkissed/
To add to my wild day yesterday.....my set for the "September Back to School Contest" was submitted into MR!! Whoaaaaaa! I don't know how they got posted the same day...but it's pure coincidental craziness! CandyCrimson and I had a great time shooting this set! Our men sat on the couch and burned some bowls...while my naked ass climbed on top of a desk and played "Hot Teacher" for my Candygirl!!! CandyCrimson is so creative with it!..Thankyou for all the sweet love you guys have shown me on this set already! It's a fun one...every time I look at it...I laugh at how I'm such a flippin' nerdy cornball. And I'm cute too!
Hope ya enjoy!!!
http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Carmelita/albums/site/8417/
I get a lot of love...
And I got a ton of love to give...
If I haven't gotten back to you yet....
I swear I will....
Cause I'm cool like that.
Thankyou, my lovelies...
All the boys and girls!
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea...
Joyyyyy to you and me!
Haaaaa...what a sweet oldies jam. I dig it...and so should you.
(Even though it's terribly corny)
Lita and Brooklyn went LIVE! Oh my Lordy-looooooooo what a day I had yesterday! It was a Saturday...so that means "renovation day" in our new home...things were wild around here! I didn't have much time to post up in front of my computer yesterday...but every time I stopped in...it felt so great to see sooo many people who truly loved the set & showed me unbelievable support! I have so much love to give to those who have shown me the same! I have so many people to thank! I have so many great new friends! Thankyou all for helping "Sunkissed" go LIVE! Thankyou thankyou to the lovely and very talented Brooklyn for changing my status to the pretty color PINK!! This is like a dream come true...a BIG thanks to all my supporters for helping me get here! You guys have rocked my fucking world! I dig this place. Oh yes, I dig it like a fucking shovel!
Thankyou for helping "Sunkissed" see the light of day!!!
http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Carmelita/photos/%20%20%20Sunkissed/
To add to my wild day yesterday.....my set for the "September Back to School Contest" was submitted into MR!! Whoaaaaaa! I don't know how they got posted the same day...but it's pure coincidental craziness! CandyCrimson and I had a great time shooting this set! Our men sat on the couch and burned some bowls...while my naked ass climbed on top of a desk and played "Hot Teacher" for my Candygirl!!! CandyCrimson is so creative with it!..Thankyou for all the sweet love you guys have shown me on this set already! It's a fun one...every time I look at it...I laugh at how I'm such a flippin' nerdy cornball. And I'm cute too!
Hope ya enjoy!!!
http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Carmelita/albums/site/8417/
I get a lot of love...
And I got a ton of love to give...
If I haven't gotten back to you yet....
I swear I will....
Cause I'm cool like that.
Thankyou, my lovelies...
What a treat to wake up to today!! "Sunkissed" is live! Brooklyn, thankyou for making me officially PINK!!!! This set was so much fun to shoot! Machete came along, and she is just a joy! Brooklyn and Machete...thanks for making this shoot a very memorable one for me! I'm so glad to see it live! It's so cool to be welcomed into such a down-ass community, full of amazing women! Thankyou everyone for all the love!
