age: 30 (Apr 07, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2005

occupation: Grad Student

crush: this girl I know

i lost my virginity: to my high school girlfriend, on the floor of her father's bedroom.

stats: 31-6 1.96

heroes: F. Scott Fitzgerald, Joyce Carol Oates, Right Said Fred

gets me hot: naked chicks

sign: Aries

body mods: There's a piece of pencil lead in my left palm. I poked myself in the third grade and never took it out.

makes me sad: Cool girls with asshole guys. If you're reading this, Katie Holmes or Jennifer Garner, send me a friend request.