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i'm moving to philly bishes! in one week!
naturally, all my nyc buddies wait until my last 2 weeks here to tell my aloof ass that they wished we hung out more. why didn't you geniuses call me when i was spending my weekends in bed with a graphic novel? too late now...
also coming up next year, i'm taking classes in burlesque dancing. who wants to help design my pasties?
in other, far more important news, i invented an alcoholic beverage of epic proportions involving sake, chai tea, cinnamon and milk. it's like drinking a crme brle except you're smashed afterwards.
anybody want a drink?
i'm moving to philly bishes! in one week!
naturally, all my nyc buddies wait until my last 2 weeks here to tell my aloof ass that they wished we hung out more. why didn't you geniuses call me when i was spending my weekends in bed with a graphic novel? too late now...
also coming up next year, i'm taking classes in burlesque dancing. who wants to help design my pasties?
in other, far more important news, i invented an alcoholic beverage of epic proportions involving sake, chai tea, cinnamon and milk. it's like drinking a crme brle except you're smashed afterwards.
anybody want a drink?
Damn are you sexy and beautiful!