Given my recent circumstances I feel like I just need only the physical aspects of a sexual relationship right now. My cancer scare made me realize that there are many things I have yet to do and wish to do again...and again. SOOO you should, you know, have a dirty mind along with the , ermm, killer bod, mkay? Does this type of woman even exist? 
PS - Kore's new set is wayyy hottt...
PS - Kore's new set is wayyy hottt...
In spite of all the CRAP I've been through last 12 months (more on that later...really!) it only took tonight's Gervais + The Simpsions = GENIUS episode to put a smile back on my face. 
"You take forever to say nothing!"
"I don't get it. Are you saying you're the tree?"
"Well, you've set me up for laughs down the road!"
"Oh, how nice for her!"
"MMM, what's that delicious smell?"
"I'm burning all your underwear!"
"D'oh!"
"That's right! It just gets worse!"
"They're the main two candidates...I've narrowed it down to...pretty sure..."
"Uh, I'm sorry, I ran out of tape just before that beautiful speach of hers. But I got a great shot of him saying his son's a bastard!"
"I know who Donald Trump is."
"Me too!"
"Oh, Homie! I missed you so much!...Put your pants back on."
"You snooze, you lose."
"Kidding! Kidding! I don't vote! The polling place is up a hill and I never make it!"
And that live-action opening creeped me out.
"You take forever to say nothing!"
"I don't get it. Are you saying you're the tree?"
"Well, you've set me up for laughs down the road!"
"Oh, how nice for her!"
"MMM, what's that delicious smell?"
"I'm burning all your underwear!"
"D'oh!"
"That's right! It just gets worse!"
"They're the main two candidates...I've narrowed it down to...pretty sure..."
"Uh, I'm sorry, I ran out of tape just before that beautiful speach of hers. But I got a great shot of him saying his son's a bastard!"
"I know who Donald Trump is."
"Me too!"
"Oh, Homie! I missed you so much!...Put your pants back on."
"You snooze, you lose."
"Kidding! Kidding! I don't vote! The polling place is up a hill and I never make it!"
And that live-action opening creeped me out.
gwarsh
I guess I'm not used to people saying nice things to me...
update coming soon.
really.
I guess I'm not used to people saying nice things to me...
update coming soon.
really.
I'm officially, legally yet unenthusiastically single again...after nearly ten years...watch out, ladies!!
Actually, I need to shave, tan, clean my apartment and go on a diet first...sigh...
Where are the fab five when you need them?
Actually, I need to shave, tan, clean my apartment and go on a diet first...sigh...
Where are the fab five when you need them?
I think I just figured out a big chunk why I am so fucked-up: my ideal relationship has been WAY TOO INFORMED by popular culture, Moonlighting in particular...
Why am I not humoursly solving crimes while coyly bantering with my co-lead every goddam week???
Why am I not humoursly solving crimes while coyly bantering with my co-lead every goddam week???
'portrayal of a self-administered haircut - volume one' *
to be viewed while listening to The Wrens:
' You're the one I want
you're a chance to take
you're a hard break
and swore you'd never leave again
you're the only one
that I ever trusted
or who ever cared at all
is this how its going to be
is this how you wanted me
broken down again
its almost over now
is this why you wanted me
to watch as you walk away
you kept on killing me
and you don't even want to touch me
I was wrong
I've wasted on
can't figure out
what happened to us
I won't count on you anymore
I'll be all right
don't worry about me
aren't you happy now
you got what you want
I wanted you
but I'm over that now
I'm so sick of you and what we went through
your lies to me
won't win again
so don't kid yourself
its better this way
its all back to me'
* brought to you through the mircale of Motorola's ersaz, cappy-assed 'cam/phone' technology. All Hail Motorola!
to be viewed while listening to The Wrens:
' You're the one I want
you're a chance to take
you're a hard break
and swore you'd never leave again
you're the only one
that I ever trusted
or who ever cared at all
is this how its going to be
is this how you wanted me
broken down again
its almost over now
is this why you wanted me
to watch as you walk away
you kept on killing me
and you don't even want to touch me
I was wrong
I've wasted on
can't figure out
what happened to us
I won't count on you anymore
I'll be all right
don't worry about me
aren't you happy now
you got what you want
I wanted you
but I'm over that now
I'm so sick of you and what we went through
your lies to me
won't win again
so don't kid yourself
its better this way
its all back to me'
* brought to you through the mircale of Motorola's ersaz, cappy-assed 'cam/phone' technology. All Hail Motorola!
Well, just a few more days and what has been officially my worst year (so far) will finally be over. Maybe if I start drinking today, 2005 will arrive just a tiny bit faster...and might improve my chances of getting laid...
Hey, everybody, go see THE LIFE AQUATIC WITH STEVE ZISSOU. It rules.
Thanks for the b-day wishes. And advice.
Hey, everybody, go see THE LIFE AQUATIC WITH STEVE ZISSOU. It rules.
Thanks for the b-day wishes. And advice.
Anyone know any good methods for mending a smushed, tattered, stomped on and broken heart??? Just wondering...
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