THE SHIT HAS HIT THE FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have lost my camera with my set on it so erotic pictures will be postponed till further notice sorry guys, xo
I have lost my camera with my set on it so erotic pictures will be postponed till further notice sorry guys, xo
in the event of an emergency tuck yor head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shoddy half naked photo but i tried to strike a pose and the boxer shorts are cumfy
When my skin has finished going through the sunburnt stage i plan on taking some but nakid photos of myself so prepare to avert your eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When my skin has finished going through the sunburnt stage i plan on taking some but nakid photos of myself so prepare to avert your eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FORGIVE THE PUNCTUATION COULDNT BE FAFFED!
stolen from some random blog
AUTOBIOGRAPHY -
Prologue-
1. Who took your profile picture? myself. Although im not that good at it.
2. Exactly what are you wearing right now? Green cotton pyjamas and no shirt
3. What is your current problem? Losing weight and my job
4. What makes you most happy? Playing music and having wild and outrageous intercourse
5. What's the name of the song that you're listening to? The last song i heard was something by basement jaxx
________________________________________________________Chapter 1:
1. Nickname? Hollywood and Gondor
2. Eye color? blue
3. Hair color? brown
4.Height? 5’11
________________________________________________________ Chapter 2:
1. Do you live with your parent(s)? No.
2. Do you get along with your parent(s)? yeah.
3. Are your parents chill? yeah... they are easy going
4. Do you have any Siblings? 1 sister(rip tahnee) and 5 younger brothers.
________________________________________________________ Chapter 3:
FAVORITE:
1. Ice Cream?coffee chocolate and more coffee!
2. Season? Spring
3. Book? On the road , jack kerouac
4. Colour? black.
5. Food? Mexican, Indian, thai, bbq’s
6. Drink? vodka
9. Pen color? black
10. Store? Im a market person
11. Hero? Thor?
__________________________________________________________ Chapter 4:
DO YOU
1. Write on your hand: rarely.
2. Call people back? sometimes
3. Believe in love? yep
4. Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Depends on who else is in it.
___________________________________________________________ Chapter 5:
Have you ?
1. Kissed Someone in the past 24 hours? yep
2. If so, where? Mouth .
3. Had PHYSICAL therapy? yep
4. Gotten surgery? yep.
5. Taken painkillers? yep
6. Overdosed on pain killers? no.
7. Been stung by a bee? Yep and im allergic so it fucked me up.
8. Threw up in a doctors office: nope
___________________________________________________________ Chapter 6:
Who/what was the last
3. Thing you touched? the keyboard currently, before that, the mouse
4. Thing you said? boobs
7. Person you hugged? Sarah skunks girl saying goodbye
8. Person you talked to on the phone? keira
11. Last book you read? New moon part of the twilight series
12. Last time you cleaned your room ? its always clean
13. Last time you talked to someone you liked? An hour ago i guess.
________________________________________________________Chapter 7:
1. Where was the first time you ever kissed the last person you liked? Home i guess.
2. What's the most exciting thing that happened to you today? Keira put some aloe vera stuff on me cause im sunburnt.
3. How many best friends do you have? 2 maybe 3.
4. Would you rather get up early or sleep in? depends... sleep ins rule tho
5. What piercings do you want? Nape, nose, cheek.
6. Does the thought of marriage scare you? No but i have no interest in it as of yet.
7. What would you like to change about your life right now? I would like to be thinner and maybe someone new in my life
8. Would you rather smile over a lie or cry over the truth? Cry over the truth
9. Whats on your bedroom floor? Carpet and one of my guitars
10. Who was the last person you got into an argument with? pete.
11. Do you trust people easily? nope...
12. If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move to? South of france or las angles
13. Do you think you're good looking? I have my days.
14. Could you go a day without eating? Yeah and i should more often
15. How much do looks matter to you? A little im not that shallow
16. How do you feel about P.D.A.? what
17. When was the last time you had your hair cut? About a month ago
18. Would you rather be mad or sad? Mad
19. Does it take a lot to make you cry? Depends on what it is
20. What's the worst car accident you've ever been in? An old friend of mine rolled his car 6 times with me in the passenger seat wasn’t cool, our friend matt was in the back and he didn’t survive(always wear a seatbelt.
21. Are you tight with your mommy? yep
22. How do you like your steak cooked? Cut off its legs and wipe its ass
23. Do you tell your parents everything? no
24. Would you rather be a bird or a fish? bird
25. Name one fear you have: spiders
THE SUN!
It's simple i worked all day in the sun for future music festival and i get burnt but seriously burnt i cant lean on anything i cant sleep and ive got basement jaxx at the enmore theatre on tuesday, but it will be an amazing gig and they will blow the roof of that place and ill make it look good with my lights, how is everyone else doing anyway i send my love to you all and hope you are well.
It's simple i worked all day in the sun for future music festival and i get burnt but seriously burnt i cant lean on anything i cant sleep and ive got basement jaxx at the enmore theatre on tuesday, but it will be an amazing gig and they will blow the roof of that place and ill make it look good with my lights, how is everyone else doing anyway i send my love to you all and hope you are well.
SUICIDEBOYS 
So im putting it out there should i do a set for the ladies, check out the little photos i have on here and let me know if i should take it all off or would it be a crime against humanity im open to critisism so let me know. xo
Oh and ideas for a theme if you have any
So im putting it out there should i do a set for the ladies, check out the little photos i have on here and let me know if i should take it all off or would it be a crime against humanity im open to critisism so let me know. xo
Oh and ideas for a theme if you have any
JAMMIMG JAZZ AND ACID.
Sunday was interesting to say the least started off fresh with a little baptism of my newborn brother, then some drinks and food back at my mothers house (bless her soul i dont see her as often as i should), then home wich is only 45 minutes away to shower and change only to then catch a very slow train back out westto the foot of the blue mountains (emu plains) to jam it out with an old friend of mine who owns a really cool jazz cafe out there in bogan land and suffice to say it isnt appreciated enough by the redneck locals, and so we jam.
Later in the evening after few cones and a couple more drinks are we starting to really bust out som hardcore material, then pete calls and says that himself and another friend josh are coming round to join the session in wich we started,now we skip to the more interesting part the acid tale.
Guitar is really faucking hard to play on acid and everything is really heavy especially the the guitarpic im holding so i put it down on this cloud that seems to follow me around and make my way through the jungle to the bathroom where for at least 2 hours go by as i stare at the tiles and have a conversation with the local tribesman who seems to live in the mirror. Now it takes me 15 minutes to get out of the bathroom and back to the table where petes head has now gone swimming the oversized fishtank and josh has found his own world i a cup of coffee the rest is a little to weird so remember kids stay off drugs.
today is monday
Sunday was interesting to say the least started off fresh with a little baptism of my newborn brother, then some drinks and food back at my mothers house (bless her soul i dont see her as often as i should), then home wich is only 45 minutes away to shower and change only to then catch a very slow train back out westto the foot of the blue mountains (emu plains) to jam it out with an old friend of mine who owns a really cool jazz cafe out there in bogan land and suffice to say it isnt appreciated enough by the redneck locals, and so we jam.
Later in the evening after few cones and a couple more drinks are we starting to really bust out som hardcore material, then pete calls and says that himself and another friend josh are coming round to join the session in wich we started,now we skip to the more interesting part the acid tale.
Guitar is really faucking hard to play on acid and everything is really heavy especially the the guitarpic im holding so i put it down on this cloud that seems to follow me around and make my way through the jungle to the bathroom where for at least 2 hours go by as i stare at the tiles and have a conversation with the local tribesman who seems to live in the mirror. Now it takes me 15 minutes to get out of the bathroom and back to the table where petes head has now gone swimming the oversized fishtank and josh has found his own world i a cup of coffee the rest is a little to weird so remember kids stay off drugs.
today is monday
