You dirty boy!
But it's always a compliment to be able to do that to a man's trousers without getting naked!
How you been darlin? Hows Noah's Ark doing?
Good! I'm glad the dogs are alright. It's such a horrible moment when you realise they're gone!
I agree he better treat me well or you may need to hop the pond. More for his protection though than a need for you to pan him!