Me: Nick, can I talk to you for a minute?

Nick: (sigh) Sure.

(relocate to server nook)

What's up?

Me: I need to quit. It's got nothing to do with you*, the restaurant*, the clientele, I'm just burned out on serving and I don't want to do it anymore. I can finish out the week, I can work the weekend if you need me to, but after Sunday I'd rather not be around.

Nick: Alright, well, let's just say Sunday is your last day. Thanks for all the good work.

Me: Thanks for the opportunity.

(hand shake, back to work).


Least dramatic quit in the restaurant's history.
Damn am I classy.



*lies.

Me: Nick, can I talk to you for a minute?

Nick: (sigh) Sure.

(relocate to server nook)

What's up?

Me: I need to quit. It's got nothing to do with you*, the restaurant*, the clientele, I'm just burned out on serving and I don't want to do it anymore. I can finish out the week, I can work the weekend if you need me to, but after Sunday I'd rather not be around.

Nick: Alright, well, let's just say Sunday is your last day. Thanks for all the good work.

Me: Thanks for the opportunity.

(hand shake, back to work).


Least dramatic quit in the restaurant's history.
Damn am I classy.



*lies.