Yesterday we found out where "lemon head candy" , cums from? They originated from the "Lemon Penis..."
The holidays are here, coming up fast!!! Been busy at work with all the party's ... The trap broke in the basement this weekend, can't believe I have to wait til Saturday to get it fixed. Oh well!!! Whit happens ... On the good note I got 2 friends of mine a Xmas present they didn't expect, which makes a differance. That's what the holiday's about, making friends, giving back some love & seeing a smile in their eyes..... One more to go...... ho,ho,ho..... merry xmas Lol everyone 
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I remember when all the games began
Remember every little lie and every last goodbye
The promises you broke, words you choked on
And I never walked away, it?s still a mystery to me
Well, I'm so empty, I'm better off without you
And you're better off without me
Well, you're so unclean, I'm better off without you
And you're better off without me
The lying, the bleeding, the screaming
Was tearing me apart
The hatred, deceiving, the bleeding
It's over
Paint the mirrors black to forget you
I still picture your face and the way you used to taste
Roses in a glass, dead and wilted
To you this all was nothing, everything to you is nothing
Well, you're so filthy, I'm better off without you
And you're better off without me
Well, I'm so ugly, you're better off without me
I'm better off without
The lying, the bleeding, the screaming
Was tearing me apart
The hatred, the beatings, disaster
It?s over
As wicked as you are
You're beautiful to me
You're the darkest burning star
You?re my perfect disease
The lying, the bleeding, the screaming
Was tearing me apart
The hatred, the beatings, it?s over
Disaster
The lying, the bleeding, the screaming
Was tearing me apart
The hatred, the beatings, it?s over
Disaster
It's over now
lol boots.....
I remember when all the games began
Remember every little lie and every last goodbye
The promises you broke, words you choked on
And I never walked away, it?s still a mystery to me
Well, I'm so empty, I'm better off without you
And you're better off without me
Well, you're so unclean, I'm better off without you
And you're better off without me
The lying, the bleeding, the screaming
Was tearing me apart
The hatred, deceiving, the bleeding
It's over
Paint the mirrors black to forget you
I still picture your face and the way you used to taste
Roses in a glass, dead and wilted
To you this all was nothing, everything to you is nothing
Well, you're so filthy, I'm better off without you
And you're better off without me
Well, I'm so ugly, you're better off without me
I'm better off without
The lying, the bleeding, the screaming
Was tearing me apart
The hatred, the beatings, disaster
It?s over
As wicked as you are
You're beautiful to me
You're the darkest burning star
You?re my perfect disease
The lying, the bleeding, the screaming
Was tearing me apart
The hatred, the beatings, it?s over
Disaster
The lying, the bleeding, the screaming
Was tearing me apart
The hatred, the beatings, it?s over
Disaster
It's over now
lol boots.....
Think I got the stomach flu, was up on and off the last few night getting sick .... I hope this goes away
soon!
soon!Thank goodness, turkey week is over!!! Was so busy at work.... Got a 2 day weekend 2 charge the battery
Have a great weekend! Lol
Have a great weekend! Lol
Here's another old post for the holidays.....
ENJOY!!! A Christmas Story
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to
scrap the whole works!
I've busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little shits
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!
Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down! chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.
There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season
ENJOY!!! A Christmas Story
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to
scrap the whole works!
I've busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little shits
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!
Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down! chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.
There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season
Here's and old post some of you might enjoy for the holiday's...
Return mail From "THE BAD SANTA."
Dear Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.
yer Frend, BiLLy
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a friggin' book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!
Santa
____________________________________________________________________
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody!
Love, Sarah
Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa
_________________________________________________________________
Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please ! see what you can do?
Love, Teddy
Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane.
Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos instead.
Santa
__________________________________________________________________
Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.
Love, Francis
Dear Francis,
Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay, I'll set you up with a Barbie.
Santa
_________________________________________________________________
Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door.
Love, Susan
Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of scotch.
Santa
________________________________________________________________
Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?
Your friend, Thomas
Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table. Hey, you wanted to know.
Santa
________________________________________________________________
Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song?
Love, Jessica
Dear Jessica,
Are you really that gullible or are you just a blonde? Good luck ! in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house.
Santa
_______________________________________________________________
Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE could I have one?
Timmy
Timmy,
That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater again.
Santa
________________________________________________________________
Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?
Love, Marky
Mark,
First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like the boogeyman does, through your bedroom window.
Sweet Dreams,
SANTA CLAWS!!!!
___________________________________________________
Dear Santa,
For christmas, I would like to have camera, ipod, big bag and clothes.
Thanx Sune
Dear Sune,
You don't need a camera you have one! ipod forget it. I got the BIG BAG. You don't need clothes to take naked pics for Santa that's why you'll get some film & a memory card, so I can continue to be BAD look'n at the nakidnesss.
Santa
___________________________________________________
( Third, I get inside your pad just like the boogeyman does, through your bedroom window. )
Sweet Dreams,
SANTA CLAWS!!!!
LMAO Those are great! We used to tell my littel brother Santa Claus was actually the boogie man. Now that I think about it, I tormented him. THat explains alot!
LOL,Fernier
Fernier,
So you're "MARKIES" sister? Way to mess-up what I do in the off season! So who told ya about SANTA_BOOGYMAN? You don't qulifiy for elves or santas helpers now. I'm not even going to give ya coal...
SANTA.....
Hope you enjoyed...
BOOTS
Return mail From "THE BAD SANTA."
Dear Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.
yer Frend, BiLLy
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a friggin' book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!
Santa
____________________________________________________________________
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody!
Love, Sarah
Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa
_________________________________________________________________
Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please ! see what you can do?
Love, Teddy
Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane.
Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos instead.
Santa
__________________________________________________________________
Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.
Love, Francis
Dear Francis,
Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay, I'll set you up with a Barbie.
Santa
_________________________________________________________________
Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door.
Love, Susan
Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of scotch.
Santa
________________________________________________________________
Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?
Your friend, Thomas
Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table. Hey, you wanted to know.
Santa
________________________________________________________________
Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song?
Love, Jessica
Dear Jessica,
Are you really that gullible or are you just a blonde? Good luck ! in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house.
Santa
_______________________________________________________________
Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE could I have one?
Timmy
Timmy,
That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater again.
Santa
________________________________________________________________
Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?
Love, Marky
Mark,
First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like the boogeyman does, through your bedroom window.
Sweet Dreams,
SANTA CLAWS!!!!
___________________________________________________
Dear Santa,
For christmas, I would like to have camera, ipod, big bag and clothes.
Thanx Sune
Dear Sune,
You don't need a camera you have one! ipod forget it. I got the BIG BAG. You don't need clothes to take naked pics for Santa that's why you'll get some film & a memory card, so I can continue to be BAD look'n at the nakidnesss.
Santa
___________________________________________________
( Third, I get inside your pad just like the boogeyman does, through your bedroom window. )
Sweet Dreams,
SANTA CLAWS!!!!
LMAO Those are great! We used to tell my littel brother Santa Claus was actually the boogie man. Now that I think about it, I tormented him. THat explains alot!
LOL,Fernier
Fernier,
So you're "MARKIES" sister? Way to mess-up what I do in the off season! So who told ya about SANTA_BOOGYMAN? You don't qulifiy for elves or santas helpers now. I'm not even going to give ya coal...
SANTA.....
Hope you enjoyed...
BOOTS
Another long one st work, the clock beat us up all day, it was 1 before you knew it and still had work to do.... love the O.T. Traffic sucked on the way home, damn construction .....
Getting busy now that the holidays are just around the corner. Long day today, but that's okay. I enjoy busy, gets my blood going.... Lol boots
