
age: 33 (Feb 12, 1979)
MEMBER SINCE: November 2002
occupation: Buy some shit and call me when you're no longer a teenager
makes me happy: My hairless cats
gets me hot: Tight waists, good curves, open minds, and confidence.
stats: Queerbait
crush: "I got my spine, I got no current crush."
body mods: "We are the Mods! We are the Mods! We are, we are, we are the Mods!"
fantasy: 1. To not have to work so hard at creating new and enjoyable opportunities for myself 2. To be ambidextrous 3. Please everyone I care about 4. To play with a girl who squirts... Sorry, that's a filthy thing to say.
into: Motivating, dancing, riding, aggressive spooning, appreciation, learning, long showering, OMW, Portland, having a blessed metabolism and refusing to grow up.
sign: Water spiller
I got fired a week ago. Why I let myself rot there to the end is beyond me upon reflection.
My hair is black.
My new roommate wears cowboy boots with spurs, and his pants are tight enough to see his cock veins in. Nice.
I'm getting a tattoo on the 17th
I'm driving to Coachella.
I'll be in NY the later half of May followed by Snowboard & Skateboard camp all summer.
Foundation skateboards made SG decks. That's pretty funny.
I never though it possible but my belt's getting tighter.
me, me, me, me, me.







