into: trouble, boys who cry at sappy movies, good tattooed forearms, soccer hooligans, pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.

not into: Arsenal supporters

makes me happy: This town

5 things i can't live without: Booze, cock, my ukulele, bread flour, more booze

vices: Miami

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: Robot in disguise

current crush: Ryan Dipietro's mom

stats: is short for "statistics"

body mods: some ink. some metal in my face

gets me hot: Walks in Manhattan at 3am while listening to Morphine.

favorite position: The double breasted chicken

fantasy: that one day I will come back and fill this thing out

i lost my virginity: If you find it, call me. Reward offered

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: A long, slow, late dinner with friends.

MY PIGEONHOLES: HipHop, Crafty, Arty, Jazz Cat, Indie Rocker, Fashionista, Retro, Hillbilly, Punk, Hipster, Rockabilly, Bookworm, Geek, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories