age: 32 (Jul 01, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2005

occupation: restaurant slave

into: cooking, live jazz, golden monkey beer, sushi, buying vinyl

crush: scarlett johanssen

makes me sad: when some shitty movie preempts the simpsons, racist pricks, getting stuck in philly traffic

gets me hot: sarcasm, intelligence, red hair, biting

sign: cancer

makes me happy: cooking for my friends, taking a shower high, meditating, seeing calvin weston at the tritone, staring at the moon

most humbling moment: realizing it tooke me 6 years to graduate college because I was preoccupied with shitty beer and stupid sorority girls

fantasy: me and seventies-era stevie nicks in a forest at night

i lost my virginity: too late and too drunk

heroes: Albert Einstein, Stan Lee