About Me

Do not point me at children.

age: 24 (Nov 27, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2002

occupation: Scanner monkey/cartoonist/porn artist

body mods: Both nipples pierced, and a cock barbell

heroes: Jon Stewart

i lost my virginity: To a nazi in my friend's parents' room. I didn't know she was a nazi at the time though.

makes me sad: Democrats, republicans, blonde girls with dark tans, organized religion

fantasy: To nail two suicide girls at once.