into: dancing like a dirty stripper, music, make-up and hair, bitching and moaning, sleeping, drinking, sleeping, drinking
not into: PETA-philes, any whiney bleeding heart hippy cause in general, I'm too apathetic to be political, and don't try to change my mind...I don't care...muuuhahahhaha
makes me happy: boobs, going out, folded potato chips,
makes me sad: stupid people
5 things i can't live without: ramen, a clitoris, chocolate, crab rangoons, slutty shoes
vices: sloth, lust, envy, pride, wrath, gluttony, greed...mostly sloth,lust and gluttony
thoughts on sg: I love it
occupation: bartender with a cosmetology license
stats: 5'4 and a little tubbytronic
body mods: ten tattooes, monroe, hood, silicone boobies
gets me hot: playing hard to get, spankin's, white zombie's "super sexy swingin sounds"
favorite position: face down, ass up
fantasy: abe lincoln, a can of cheez-wiz and 3 wire hangers
sign: the emotionally bi-polar combo of gemini/cancer
i lost my virginity: and I want it back
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
MY KINK FACTOR: I'm saving myself for Jesus!
MY POLITICS: Politics, who cares?
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
I WANT: Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories
