into: making somethings out of nothings

makes me happy: life musick friends love greatsex roadtrips kissing horsebackriding gardening newrockshoes carharttpants newundies flesh dreaming camping phonesex ultimatefrisbee vanillacoffee wingmaking kiteflying sidewalkchalking bellydancing bubblegunning, bikeriding...

makes me sad: whiney ass SG houswives (getalife) the "look at me" complex internet relationships bringing whisky dick to a booty call

vices: give me miles and miles of mountains and i'll ask for the sea....

occupation: bad-hearted boy-trap

current crush: no thanks, i'm trying to quit

stats: Who would ever want to play the part of anonymous numbers on a governmental chart

body mods: ittybitty, tiny, little black heart, titanium backbone, retractable claws, articulated limbs, rechargable deviance and a pussy with teeth.

gets me hot: a nervous tic motion of the head to the left

favorite position: hook and ladder

sign: do not feed the animals.

i lost my virginity: in a shell game in chicago, nineteen eighty....

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: someone exotic

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories