"Black Tar will fuck your daughters tits in front of you and then ask you for a ride home..."

"Black Tar Heroin is a trade off. You trade off your grandmother's earthly Catholic soul for a taste of the nectar. Crocodile Orgies abound. Do the coke, jerk off, puke in the toilet, and then think about Black Tar Heroin. I aint a queen, but I'm decadent. Angel doves and needles. Rape. Tinsel. New Jersey dumpster. Clean break. Sodomy at the soda machine."

"black tar is a by product of this modern western world.
good, bad, or indifferent.......you make the call.
personally, id rather snort blow off of a toilet in a rock joint than read black tar's musings........but then, i really like coke."

"ever since i accepted (the former) black_tar_heroin as my lord and saviour i have had the power of telekinesis.

and his alter-ego is my doppelganger.

and he is the only thing going on this website, i just click on his page to get off anymore.

thanks for everything (former) black_tar_heroin."

"I testify that this kid is GENIUS!
I would take a bullet for black_tar_heroin.
I stand over a mirror to shoot heroin into my sphincter, that way no tracts in my arm!"

"black_tar_heroin knows the Truth!

Listen and Learn for he may be Esu Immanuel."

"he smells like sumthin...........

hee hee- no really.....

thank goodness for heroin........ where's my rig she says as she ties off........

*fade out to soft slapping sound*
yeiks!"

"ahhhh mr. black tar heroinhe will be mine :evl laugh: and i will get him to come to chicago then i will kidnap him and never let him leave and yes he is quite the stud muffin :reow: he is my new crush "

"i'm his teacher now"

"a really funny fella with just the perfect way to tell a lame porno story. and shhhh...he's sweet too."

"mmmmmmm comic book geeks are sexxxy wohoo!"

"black tar heroin is the cream of civilization
nothing surpasses black tar heroin
accept no substitutes"